I have high hopes that this season for me as a Arse supporter will be better that the last 15. Why the early start to the thread .... well got in before Arry and there's lots to speculate about through the summer hols..

So:

Man Utd clear out - who'll go? I reckon 5 out of the last starting 11

Sprus? will pinochhio stay - Erikson? Son? Kane? Trippier, Rose...

Man City - what will the penalty be for having an open cheque book and poaching players, riding rough shod over rules and being a plastic team be?

Chelski? WTF is they lose Hazard ....

Arse - will they get a defence and a sensible transfer policy which means they can pronounce each others names

VAR - calamity for Manure or Citeh ?

Leepool? - will Jugens bright white teeth finally wear off. Will they go for 5 strikers this season

Fantasy Fart Ball - Will Arry have another go

The Promotees - which certainly won't be Teachy's team,,,sorry Cy next year.

Its a start....but you just know MU will be mid table and ....