The Premier League 2019/20 thread - sorry Harry

[Chittychangchang]

I'm forever blowing bubbles...

[Dillinger]

It was coming, relentless pressure. Wan Bissaka looks class but United have fuck all down that right side or up front tbbh.

Let's see if Ole's box of tricks he proclaims to have learned from Fergie incudes a working hairdryer

[harrybarracuda]

It's OK, OGS will keep his job until the mickey mousers dissect his team on October 20th.

Unless they're too terrified of how badly the mickey mousers will dissect the team on October 20th with him in charge.

[harrybarracuda]

Although with that close up, that is the look of a man trying to work out which Caribbean resort will keep the red tops out.

[hallelujah]

Spurs have just got beat by Colchester.

Their record since February: P26, W8, D5, L13.

I'd imagine Pochettino will be quite thankful for the hysteria surrounding Solksjaer and United at the moment.

[Luigi]

Spurs have just got beat by Colchester.

Their record since February: P26, W8, D5, L13.

I'd imagine Pochettino will be quite thankful for the hysteria surrounding Solksjaer and United at the moment.

CL Final to going out by L2 Colchester in 4 months isn't the best progression.

[cyrille]

United v Rochdale tonight.

[harrybarracuda]

Good to see the Arsenal academy out in force.

Four of the goals from the youngsters and one from the returning Rob Holding.

Tierney is nippy. If he's fit, he'll probably start against Merchandise United.

[harrybarracuda]

Well I reckon I can guess which games will be on the telly.

Carabao Cup fourth round draw in full

Everton v Watford
Aston Villa v Wolverhampton Wanderers
Manchester City v Southampton
Burton v Leicester
Crawley v Colchester
Chelsea v Manchester United
Oxford v Sunderland
Liverpool v Arsenal

[Dillinger]

Henderson Howler. Liverpool looking like they are going 8 points clear

[harrybarracuda]

Lloris howler. Looks like the tiny totts are up against it.

He's a bit slow, Lloris.

[harrybarracuda]

The fucking Gooner digs them out again.

[harrybarracuda]

Must be glowing with embarrassment, the froggy is the one keeping them in the game.

[harrybarracuda]

It's mystifying why they bother with fucking VAR at all.

There was an absolutely nailed on penalty that the ref could not see in the Bournemouth game, and surely VAR should tell the ref to go and check the camera angles - he would have given it for sure.

They are cheating fans with this absurd desire to try and protect the on field refs. It's supposed to be there to help them.

[Dillinger]

Ndombele looks worth every penny. A class act

[harrybarracuda]

Ndombele looks worth a penny. A class act

FTFY.

[Dillinger]

Gonna do number 8 in the next lottery.

City winning 8-0, Liverpool going 8 clear and do you remember what the score was when Man U played Arsenal 8 years ago, Harry?

[harrybarracuda]

Gonna do number 8 in the next lottery.

City winning 8-0, Liverpool going 8 clear and do you remember what the score was when Man U played Arsenal 8 years ago, Harry?

Are you getting betting tips from Boo?

[Dillinger]

Certainly not.

[Dillinger]

This time Tuesday Rodney...

[harrybarracuda]

I haven't told too many people but I won on the Eurolottery yesterday.

I'm now plotting a retirement of opulence and luxury.

That's when I get the three and a half quid anyway.

[Jack meoff]

Got a £163 winner last night,,,,,its a comin.

[harrybarracuda]

Commentary on the tiny totts game in which they're already a goal down and Lloris has been carried off with a suspected broken arm.

"Looks like Vertonghen has picked up a shiner".

"That's not his first one of the season".

There then followed a lengthy pause during which I'm sure you could hear them quietly laughing.

[cyrille]

Has there ever been another world cup winning keeper as dodgy as Loris?

Poor guy obviously in agony.

[harrybarracuda]

Fuck, just seen video, looks like his elbow joint folded backwards. That's gotta hurt.