The Premier League 2019/20 thread - sorry Harry

[Dillinger]

^ you were lucky to get a draw you daft fucker That defence is shocking. Should have been 5 or 6. Its like watching Norwich in a red kit

[hallelujah]

Same old Arsenal. Decent going forward when things are going well, but horrific at the back and no backbone whatsoever when it's on top.

Watford had something like 30 shots to about 8 or 9 from Arsenal. And good fucking chances too, not just pot shots from 35 yards out!

It would be post after post on this thread if that was United cowering so much at some lower placed team, but it's been a bit quiet over the last couple of days.

I wonder why?

[Luigi]

Joint 3rd

While simultaneously being joint 7th.


You do have odd, Fluke-esque ways of making simpleton declarations that are completely wrong.

[hallelujah]

While simultaneously being joint 7th.


You do have odd, Fluke-esque ways of making simpleton declarations that are completely wrong.

Hmm. You mean like saying the 4th* best international team in the world are, actually, the 4th best team in the world?

* Amended for accuracy: at least 2nd now.

[Dillinger]

Luigi's à bit grumpy because he's been outwitted again In the Fantasy Football.

He doesn't like it up him

[Luigi]

You mean like saying

That you haven't a clue how football works.


If the top 3 are level of points at the end of the season Hal thinks they're all joint 1st.



Set up a comedy sub-forum for the lad Nev, Billy Connolly would struggle.

[hallelujah]

Still not handling that top 4 thing well, are you?

[Luigi]

Clueless Hal:

"Utd were joint winners of the PL in 2012"

[hallelujah]

Clueless Hal:

"Utd were joint winners of the PL in 2012"

Straw man.

However, since you're now so determined to recognise a table, are you also accepting England as one of the top four teams in the world on the basis of the last World Cup?

[Chittychangchang]

2012 a memorable last day of the season

[Luigi]

on the basis

On the basis of what Fifa, World Cup in Qatar, Qatar playing in the Copa America, an organisation that makes Thai governments look incorruptible and stable, say??


Oh man, too funny.

[harrybarracuda]

^ you were lucky to get a draw you daft fucker That defence is shocking. Should have been 5 or 6. Its like watching Norwich in a red kit

I wasn't exactly impressed with the way we crumbled, I must admit.

Can't get Holding, Tierney and Bellerin back quick enough for me, but they need to be properly healed.

Of course the moaners like "Arsenal Fuckwit TV" are already out in force.

[cyrille]

Maitland Niles has been doing OK imo.


Xhaka as captain is...bizarre.

[harrybarracuda]

Maitland Niles has been doing OK imo.


Xhaka as captain is...bizarre.

Did you see how many times shots came in from AMN's side?

Granted, half the time he was tucked in covering for the hapless bubble...

[Dillinger]

Xhaka as captain is...bizarre.

Xhaka as any player is bizarre. I think he is only ahead of Torreira on physical presence

[hallelujah]

On the basis of what Fifa, World Cup in Qatar, Qatar playing in the Copa America, an organisation that makes Thai governments look incorruptible and stable, say??


Oh man, too funny.

So that's a no then. If you're so worked up about little old England then they're the 4th best team in the world, what are you gonna be like when Harry goes up to lift the cup next year?

[hallelujah]

What on earth is happening to the forum? Posts not posting then posting double, but now not showing unless you open the thread!

This is almost as weird as the mighty Manchester United going from mid-table to joint 3rd Champions League qualifiers in no time at all. Weird stuff, man.

[cyrille]

Did you see how many times shots came in from AMN's side?

I put that down to Watford's best player Deulofeu being stationed there.

Can't see how AMN was as bad as Luiz, Sokratis or the truly suicidal Gwen Dozey.

[Luigi]

Manchester United going from mid-table to joint 3rd

They're in 4th.


Ya simpleton.

[hallelujah]

Meanwhile, in Italy...

http://www.theguardian.com/football/...ve-him-bananas

[Neverna]

Watford 4-0 down already and only 15 minutes played!

[harrybarracuda]

Can they equal or beat Merchandise United's record?

[harrybarracuda]

No

[Neverna]

It's close. 8-0.

[Jack meoff]

New v BHA

A lack of anyfuckingthing .