The Premier League 2019/20 thread - sorry Harry

[cyrille]

Holy shit...we've signed Charlie Austin?

The physios must be bored since Sturridge's loan expired.

Diangana I'm happy with.

[cyrille]

Oh and Stoke's 12 million signing Saido Berahino has been released after scoring 4 goals for them since 2017.


Apparently he was signed at the insistence of Mark Hughes.

[Jack meoff]

Holy shit...we've signed Charlie Austin?

And paid 4 big ones for the pleasure

[cyrille]

Well Steve cost 6.

[Luigi]

Spurs outdoing Utd in prick-teasing.

I presume the double swoop of Dybala and Countinho isn't happening then.

[NamPikToot]

Arse got some defence - Kieran Tierney and David Luis - never saw that coming but happy with that - no effect on me fartasy team

[cyrille]

David Luis - never saw that coming

Widely reported this morning.

I wonder if that means a back 3 for Arse?

Probably not, but I hope so.

They can then leave that twat koscielny stewing in his own jus.

[NamPikToot]

I meant at the start of the closed season - not sure why ski would let him go - he's been a leader for them for years and scores. Eng teams just don't seem to be able or invest time in bringing commanding central defenders through anymore.

[cyrille]

He's been very, very up and down, I think.

Certainly better in a back three.

Which would mean that brick shithouse knife grabber Kolasinac could bomb forward.

[NamPikToot]

I only hope he looks better defending.... i'll give him a Chitty nana

[Dillinger]

The August 2019 transfer window has closed. Below you will find all the ins and outs announced by the clubs.

The day’s key deals:

Arsenal sign David Luiz from Chelsea and Celtic's Kieran Tierney
Giovani Lo Celso (loan) and Ryan Sessegnon join Spurs
Everton bring in Alex Iwobi from Arsenal
Andy Carroll returns to boyhood club Newcastle United
Watford buy winger Ismaila Sarr from Rennes
Romelu Lukaku’s Man Utd exit is confirmed

[Dillinger]

Arsenal shoreing up their defence with Sideshow Bob

[NamPikToot]

Arsenal shoreing up their defence with Sideshow Bob

hopefully his look won't matter, staggered with Iwobiknobei going to everton for £34m - could be one for the fartasy - midfield but plays like a striker.

[harrybarracuda]

Fucking hell how dumb are the Toffees. That's the best bit of business we've done since we paid 3.5m for Vieira.

[Luigi]

Where's yer Superbru predictor league Haz. Think I finished 2nd last season. Somewhere much higher than Syb anyway, as he got quite upset about it.

[cyrille]

What utter bullshit.

[NamPikToot]

10 Premier League Press Conferences today - Man Utds - OGS saying he's sticking with Academy players like Pogba.

It was an upbeat Ole Gunnar Solskjaer at Manchester United's press briefing this morning.


Predictably, the Norwegian deflected away the irritation many fans - on social media at least - feel at the club's transfer business.


To Solskjaer, losing a key member of his strikeforce - Romelu Lukaku - and not getting a replacement is not a reason to complain.


It merely provides an opportunity for the likes of 17-year-old Mason Greenwood, who Solskjaer is convinced will score goals.

[NamPikToot]

What a super computer has predicted for PL finishing position


20. Sheffield United – 34 (R)


19. Norwich City – 36 (R)


18. Brighton & Hove Albion – 36 (R)


17. Newcastle United – 37


16. Aston Villa – 38


15. Burnley – 39


14. Bournemouth – 42


13. Crystal Palace – 43


12. Southampton – 44


11. Watford – 45


10. West Ham United – 50


9. Wolverhampton Wanderers – 51


8. Everton – 54


7. Leicester City – 55


6. Chelsea – 67


5. Manchester United – 68


4. Arsenal – 69


3. Tottenham Hotspur – 73


2. Liverpool – 86


1. Manchester City – 93 (C)

[Luigi]

What utter bullshit.

There's no disputing the facts Syb.

[Luigi]

Predictably, the Norwegian deflected away the irritation many fans - on social media at least - feel at the club's transfer business.


To Solskjaer, losing a key member of his strikeforce - Romelu Lukaku - and not getting a replacement is not a reason to complain.

Remember Ince, Hughes and Canshellkiss being sold to be replaced by 20 year old Scholes, Beckham, Butt and Lulu. Went alright.


*grins uncomfortably*

[hallelujah]

Ozil and Kolasinac withdrawn from Arsenal squad due to "further security incidents."'

I'm surprised Kolasinac can get about the pitch with bollocks that big.

[NamPikToot]

HAl. welcome back we thought we'd lost you to euphoria.

[NamPikToot]

VAR in for this season hope its managed better than the scenes on the continent - nice start in Anfield

[hallelujah]

HAl. welcome back we thought we'd lost you to euphoria.

Been on me jollies, Nammers. Back in time for the start of the football season though.

[NamPikToot]

Been on me jollies, Nammers. Back in time for the start of the football season though.

get in, hope you sorted yer fartasy team - its on