The Premier League 2018/2019 Thread

[Dillinger]

^ i expected to see your earlier gif

[harrybarracuda]

Jaysus...all those years behind Jones and Smalling have turned DDG to shit.

Perhaps he's just following instructions from his new club.

[Chittychangchang]

Looking like Man utd might just win this.

3-2 yellow cards

[Luigi]

Did Man Utd manage to combine their worst ever PL start under one manager, with their worst ever end, with another?

[cyrille]

– With Sanchez’s basic salary (£391,000 per week) plus his starting bonus (£2.25million for 30 starts), the attacker has cost United: £10,288 per minute on the pitch, or £171 per second.

[Dillinger]

^ Are you that bored Cyrille, you've taken to working out a club you don't support's finances?
It'd probably be the equivalent of you buying a hamburger in Dubai.

[cyrille]

New Cantona's touch map from 12 minutes on the pitch vs City...

That one touch cost Utd £123,456

[Chittychangchang]

Ooh Arhh Sanchez
Ooh Arrhh Sanchez


Hals a knob

Away the magpies toneet!!

2-1
City Champions again

[Dillinger]

City Champions again

Come back when you get to 20 you cockwomble

[harrybarracuda]

The tiny totts are providing much comedic entertainment today.

Down to nine with only 48 minutes on the clock.

I think they might be switching to a 6-2-0 formation.

[harrybarracuda]

Did well holding out until the 91st minute.

Well that's going to make closing day interesting if Chelski, the Moaners and Arsenal win this weekend.

And Son banned as well.

[Dillinger]

That was fuckin mental.

[Dillinger]

Not even gonna look into the permutations again.

But if Everton beat Spurs and Man U win their easy 2 games they finosh above Spurs and....

No im looking no further

[Dillinger]

If Wolves beat Fulham later then Everton will have nothing to play for. Ohh they will... But not 7th

[Luigi]

The 3rd and 4th battle clusterfok continues.

[harrybarracuda]

Wolverhampton Uni just gave the Wolves manager an honorary doctorate.

How very fucking pathetic.

[Chittychangchang]

Would you like ketchup or mustard with your hat Cyrille ?
Perhaps a slice of humble pie....

[Chittychangchang]

Newcastle have just equalised after 20 minutes!!!

Away the Magpies

[harrybarracuda]

Would have been better for you if they'd missed the rebound and took the red card and the penalty.

[Chittychangchang]

Rondon! !!!

2-2 @ 54mins

[Chittychangchang]

Salah off injured. .

[Chittychangchang]

What a debut for Travers of Bournemouth, the youngest goalkeeper to debut since Joe Hart in 2006.

[harrybarracuda]

Did you miss the mickey mousers winner then?

Squeaky bum time at Leicester....

[Dillinger]

^ City are at home, Brighton are safe now too so should be an easy 3 points for Citys last game.

Salah injured and Wolves wont be no pushover.

Its going all the way to the wire.

[harrybarracuda]

^ City are at home, Brighton are safe now too so should be an easy 3 points for Citys last game.

Salah injured and Wolves wont be no pushover.

Its going all the way to the wire.

I wouldn't put it past Leicester to fuck it all up for them.

"Vardy on the break!"