The Premier League 2018/2019 Thread

[harrybarracuda]

What a crock of shit this is.

gonna go another bar and change the fen shui or glass someone

What are the odds on OGS not coming back in July?

[Dillinger]

If I was Citeh manager I’d play the youth team next week.

Dire, lifeless

[NamPikToot]

Are you watching it with Boris Johnson?

[Luigi]

Bring back Moyesie.

[Luigi]

gonna go another bar and change the fen shui

Don't suppose you can buy Man Utd and completely replace the entire staff and players?

[cyrille]

4-0

Oh dear.

Guess Hal will be busy in Colombia for a while.

[NamPikToot]

I imagine Dill has ripped off the Utd onesie of Boris and has forced it down his throat...sadly a lifetime hooters ban ensues.

[Chittychangchang]

Ole Ole Ole
Out out out

[cyrille]

1st attempt on target in the 82nd minute.

Fuck but they were dire.

Massive overhaul due in the summer.

Can only think of de Gea, maybe Lindelof and Rashford as players to hold onto.

And de Gea's doing his best to get the boot too.

[harrybarracuda]

MANCHESTER UNITED FANS. Refer to Ole Gunnar Solskjaer as Brian to reflect the fact he's not the messiah.

[cyrille]

And STILL no director of football.


Mad

[NamPikToot]

Can only think of de Gea, maybe Lindelof and Rashford as players to hold onto.

And de Gea's doing his best to get the boot too.

You hoping WBA will pick up the sweepings, if they have a sniff at promotion that is.

[harrybarracuda]

Arsenal: Five at the back, three lightweights in midfield, and they wonder why they're getting beaten.

[NamPikToot]

Arsenal: Five at the back, three lightweights in midfield, and they wonder why they're getting beaten.

Ah Harry you are confusing field diagrams with reality which is 2 strikers, 1 goalie and 8 others who as i've said before run around asking each other what position they are playing in, if they can pronounce their teammates name that is.

[harrybarracuda]

Well I'm pleased that Emery read my first half post and made the appropriate changes at half time.

Now we are level.

[NamPikToot]

Wanna bet? There will be a moment where 2 to 3 have a conflab over names , pointing at Tatts, praying to heaven and some reserve league defender will weave between three static Arsenal defenders, trip over a divot and fox the goalie by knocking it in with his chin whilst prostrating himself appealing for a foul.

[harrybarracuda]

FFS what a soft goal, that's two.

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles could defend better.

[NamPikToot]

You should listen to mystic Prik. Utd for 3rd... i know it looks unlikely

[harrybarracuda]

Hideous. Started the game on the back foot and stayed there.

Handing the initiative back to Chelski.

What a fucking shambles.

[NamPikToot]

CP have always been a monkey team, I think Uni has been naive - they ain't full of stars and will always be direct, in you face - you've got to play them a bit like a sunday team God knows i've played enough and hung over, just get Physical back early or they'll talk in your ear and bump you around if you let them.

2-1 to Palace enough said and get rid of that money and oxygen thief Ozil, how we let Ramsey go and keep that wanker is beyond me

[Chittychangchang]

Scousers back on top..

[NamPikToot]

FFS I told you Utd for 3rd but you just won't listen to the prik,

[harrybarracuda]

Scousers back on top..

First team to blink.

Of course that could put a rocket up their arse on Wednesday.

I have to say the mickey mousers look a lot more relaxed than your lot. They'll win every game I fancy.

[Chittychangchang]

Much as it pains me to say it, I reckon the Scousers will win it by a point.

[headhunter]

1st attempt on target in the 82nd minute.

Fuck but they were dire.

Massive overhaul due in the summer.

Can only think of de Gea, maybe Lindelof and Rashford as players to hold onto.

And de Gea's doing his best to get the boot too.

seems a wheel has fallen off their pram and all their toys are scattered everywhere.hope ole kept their DUMMIES.