Harry this is the sports forum..............not another nob forum!
Now I suppose I'll have to post my pic of the rugby player with it all hanging out!
I thought DB was a sportsman!Originally Posted by poolcleaner
Rugby - A perverts sport!
I'm not sure if there's something hanging out, or a full forearm going in...and I'm too tired to stand on my head to get a different angle....looks pervy from here though...
Harry, brill - that Becks one is getting framed too, to hang alongside the fanny emoticon one from yesterday. The bathroom has never looked more perky.
Well it's not very big is it...
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The sychophantic Daily Mirror maintains that Becks is a bigger icon than Mohammed Ali. To read today's and yesterdays eulogies if we *the UK* get the 2012 Olympics, it will all be down to his presence. Though why Posh had to go over there (slingapore...) for yet another freeby, I just don`t know. Perhaps the sight of her fawning all over Becks will add an extra vote...
Surely the thread should read , David beckham IS a knob'. The most overrated piece of crap in football today who hasn't had a decent game for England for four years. Sven obviously like his knob, it must be the reason he keeps picking him.
victoria & i iz well cool an u lot wot finks we aint iz well sad cos u is jealous cos we've got loads of money and u havent. we hate press attention and hate being famous but we iz famous and so we has to have our picture taken innit?
Yours,
Mr D Beckham esq.
This is the first time i have looked in the sports forum, i can see with youngs harrys fascination for the male penis we may need a moderator in here. hmmm pics of males penises*thinks* yes maybe i should call up peaceblondie
*looks up at red text, worries*Close Shave For Becks
He's a leader in trends, but surely the kids aren't going to follow his latest attempt to stay a cut above the rest?
Smoothie David Beckham caused a stir at the weekend when he discarded his shirt to reveal he's shaved his armpits.
Yup, the one and only Becks - who, let's not forget, has a sponsorship deal with razor firm Gillette - showed off his smooth-as-an-eel pits while playing footie for Real Madrid in the US.
He has already revealed he loves to wax his chest, but the "experts" are not happy about it one little bit.
Consultant trichologist Dr Derek Dane told the Mirror: "Even just trimming your armpit hair could lead to problems.
"The hair is there for a specific purpose - to allow the air to circulate freely and keep you cool."
However, Dr Dane added that men need a little extra hair - otherwise it could prove a turn-off for women.
He revealed how hair helps release secret pheromenes - that attract members of the opposite sex.
"All these waxed and buffed up men could find they are not attracting as many women as they used to," he said.
Beckham no longer "the face of vodaphone" by "mutual consent". *sad*
Beckhams foot no less... *gets excited*
http://www.wanadoo.co.uk/entertainme...ebgossip_6.htmYes, indeedy - as you can see from the close-up shot, David’s right foot somehow seems to have slipped out of its sandal and appears to be semi-inserted inside the trouser leg of the “mystery blonde” sitting opposite him.
According to the Daily Mail, the picture of the foursome was actually published in a number of newspapers two months ago – but no one picked up on the ‘Footgate’ element until now.
So now that they have, the million-dollar question remains: was Becks really playing footsie with another woman - or simply stretching his legs? Well, we’re sure there’s a perfectly innocent explanation... but you might want to keep a close eye on your husband’s footwork both on and off the pitch for a while, Victoria!
Beckham & skeletor... Uhmmmm! I wonder why does she looks so worried about some woman throwing herself at her husband?
David Beckahm today accepted 'substantial undisclosed libel damages' over a claim in The People that he had mounted a hate campaign against ex nanny Abbie Gibson, Sky and the Wires report...
Apparantly they have their "VD" (Victoris & David) coat of arms stitched into the headrests of their Bentley? What clarse eh!
Yet another thread to show that all Brits who follow what they call "football" are ...strange....to put it lightly??
Guess it must be that "MANLY" way of showing affection in the UK, eh?? Drooling over your favorite sports-jock's...ummmm...'equipment'...or armpits...or feet...or??? (Harry, what else do you guys salivate over??)
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