The Homeless SZS fantasy league thread

[Jofrey]

Second Captains podcast.

never heard it.....giving it a spin now though.

[Jimmy McNulty]

Should be right up your wynd. It's very fucking good for the football, particularly, but they often go into all those special sports you play over der. Lay it on a bit thick with the Irish stuff but, well, it is an Irish show. I think that's why I like it though, because they're paddies, they can speak their minds a great deal more than your equivalent on the BBC who're worried about upsetting their mates and losing access. There's also the fact that they're pretty funny and they do football from all over the place and get some good insightful guests on.

[Jofrey]

ya, listening to the latest one about Bloody Sunday in Croke Park. very interesting.

[Jofrey]

Baines in with a chance.

https://twitter.com/Everton/status/538333655060709376

[W Sydney Wandererers]

Downing will play. Baines 50%. Krul/Chadli almost zero. Thank fark i took a hit last week on a reserve keeper.

[W Sydney Wandererers]

Scratch that... Chadli's back!

[cyrille]

Krul/Chadli almost zero.

Chadli's back!

The magic sponge lives on.

[Bruce Bayliss]

I just checked...I would be second on the SZ league now...if I was there...but I know and that is the important bit

[Jofrey]

I would be

Your cock-sock team is at 21st.

Seems a fine spot.

[Bruce Bayliss]

Your cock-sock team is at 21st.

My name is Bruce Bayliss...and your best mate owns the Birmingham sock factoryjust letting you feel the chills Paddy

[Jofrey]

My name

you seem confused as to your true identity Rolf.

when Fred is doing well you're Fred and when Bruce is doing well you're Bruce.

suppose i may as well boot the shitty sock team from the lovely SZ league now.

[Jofrey]

second

658 would have you fourth btw.

don't they teach maths to ye sheep fkkers?

[Bruce Bayliss]

658 would have you fourth btw.

so it does

[Bruce Bayliss]

you seem confused as to your true identity

Not at all...if you do your homework you would know that Fred is my friend Trev's father..although I don't think you are that quick

[Jofrey]

Homework Rolf?

We're supposed to know who your pretend friends are?

More sheep fkker bollox. It's booting time

[Jimmy McNulty]

12 point hit

[Jofrey]

Good man G.

Only the single hit pour moi.

Good time to get the team in order...midweek games and the xmas crush.

[Jimmy McNulty]

Zaha finally shipped out, not before a final price drop overnight to fuck me off. I hate that [at][at][at][at]. Krully and Baines gone too because of doubt and the latter is just too expensive if not sure. Will look to bring him back in sharpish. Couple of punts too isn't it. Was looking at Ings and Austin but they'll have to wait. Probably going 3-5-2 for the week but cover is there in-case Downing Syndrome doesn't play.

[cyrille]

I noticed about 7 of the top 10 have gone for Austin.

[Jofrey]

got him in too.....great value for the xmas period.

myself and noon have the Costa captain.

[Jimmy McNulty]

I want Austin but it wasn't possible this week with the other patching up I had to do.

Last minute punt on top of punts for me this week starting Kane over Downing to add to Di Maria over Hazzy and captaining him too. Madness? Probably but Chelsea don't have many home matches and Di Maria was playing as a forward last week. Could be in goals this week of course.

[Dillinger]

myself and noon have the Costa captain.

Captained Di Maria, less than 15 fokkin minutes..... Shit game

[cyrille]

Liverpool Stoke is friggin dire.

[cyrille]

And Faisal Kamil of Singapore has updated us via Facebook that 'the pitch looks great and the red jerseys are always nice'.

[Jofrey]

Nightmare for jimmy....

Adm captain...-12 hit....