The Homeless SZS fantasy league thread

[W Sydney Wandererers]

So I guess it's fab out, sanchez in for jof.

Wonder if he'll get costa in too, or pray the albion lads can keep him out?

He'd need an 8 point hit to do so. they'd rip up his membership at the fantasy forums

[Jimmy McNulty]

He said he has enough of a cushion. ...

[cyrille]

Just the sort of complacency needed.

[Jofrey]

enough of a cushion

33 points isn't enough.

i'll wait and see what noon does. reckon the lads i have will do pretty well next gameweek regardless.

[W Sydney Wandererers]

Rumour doing the rounds that Dirty Sanchez has injured his thigh.. up to 8 weeks...

[Jofrey]

Rumour that Costa has been hit by a randy goat.

Up to 2 months out.

[cyrille]

leighton baines actually is injured, and out of the england games.

[cyrille]

Not a knock as first reported - he's done his hamstring.

[Jofrey]

Baines Injury Boost | Everton Football Club

[cyrille]

I notice just about everyone on ff scout, when talking about southampton's fixtures, still includes man u as being 'difficult'.

Why?

And isn't this 'Jonty' bloke every bit the tosser that his name suggests?

Keeping on top of big shifts in the Premier League fixture list is crucial for me as a Fantasy manager.

[Jofrey]

Loads of them are huge ego-whores.

Need a good dose of thai fora persecution

[cyrille]

Just found it quite bizarre.

Like a 70s advert.

'Being a mother and top tennis player, I just don't have time to make gravy from scratch. That's why I use 'Feel Me' vibrators...Oh, I mean Bisto'

It was a move that has gone on to define my season with this trio bringing in a total of 45 points in Gameweek 8, when I climbed more than 150,000 places into the top 10,000. Three Gameweeks on I’m still in this elite bunch, in fact now into the too 5,000 thanks in part to Pelle’s consistent returns and Bertrand’s clean sheets. I’m not sure in seven years of playing Fantasy football one team has defined my season in such a way.

What
A
Tosser

I'd bet a thousand baht he says things like 'Pardon the pun..'

[Jimmy McNulty]

Why the fuck is there a Scotland v England friendly on Tuesday?

[cyrille]

Because the SFA need money, I guess.

Absurd, isn't it.

Expect a few more crying off lame but right as rain for the weekend - Sterling certainly learned how far honesty gets him.

Meanwhile Mourinho's chicanery has paid off nicely and Diego has had himself a nice two week break to recharge the batteries...

[W Sydney Wandererers]

The last time England played a friendly against a team who cared a lot more about the match

[Dillinger]

Scotland v England will be no friendly

[Jofrey]

Diego has had himself a nice two week break to recharge the batteries...

tough game against the mighty Baggies defence though ciz.

doubt many lads will slap the armband on Diego this weekend.

[cyrille]

We managed to concede two against Newcastle's rather modest attacking talents. I agree probably not captain, but I fancy him to do rather better than Welbz.

[Dillinger]

Welbz

He's affectionately known as ....



in some circles

[Jofrey]

better than Welbz

dunno ciz.....manure looking very thin defensively. Blind crocked.

Sanchez tormenting the reds...Wele slapping away the sitters.

[cyrille]

'cept that torments from Sanchez seem to end in goals for Sanchez

[W Sydney Wandererers]

Welbeck went off limping last night?

[Jofrey]

Studge crocked...Di Maria crocked...

[cyrille]

de gaea probably out too.

noon will be struggling.

[Jofrey]

noon will be struggling.

just checked his team.

a sea of yellow flags...de gea,,,fabs...tadic...adm

he's up to 2 transfers for the gameweek now