Should have gone to Gala Bingo.:)
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Should have gone to Gala Bingo.:)
Yeah cmon Reg lift yer game
You guys know that I do exist and I do actually see all this childish shite?
I've shit better photoshops than that last one!
that reminds me, the picture has dropped off the last page.
Time for a gentle bump.
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Originally Posted by Reg Dingle
It was meant to show banality, so needed no embellishment.
If he could stencil it on a piece of cement in Gaza he'd make a sum approaching Mao's stipend.
Or perhaps reg's 'collage' approach could be applied to the opening of a sporting event?
^^ 25 Baht plus all the inner-soles you can carry?
If push came to shove, at the end of a long night, I guess I could go for the slim one on the right in turquoise.
Once back in the hotel room there would be nothing 'b anal' going on, I can assure you.
Oh my lord, why would you even think that?
Someone chopped off your right hand ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mendip
Have you flown Iran Air lately ?
Two fat ladies 88
Your twisting my melon man, you know it hurts so much!:tieme:
^^^I thought it was a good effort Reg!
FF2 pocket rocket returned after a month and she looks like she means business this time with her miniature suitcase
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She brought some traditional Chinese sushi just to mix it up a bit from the stir fry
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So I did the tea ceremony with the brew from Wuyi-san in Fujian province
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Top nosh with some nostril-incinerating wasabi-soy
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The conversation was flowing via AI auto-translation and she requested a glass of winter warming red wine.
I stuck to my herbal mint tea and Mr Kipling's Bakewell tarts
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She broke out a tiny jar of rejuvenating facial cream to give me a face massage after dinner
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Apparently I will look 20 years younger tomorrow morning.
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^ Erm that says Bull semen night creme on that jar.
^ To be fair that's what I use. My own semen is way too potent to get against the skin.
Only the face, or a full head massage?Quote:
Originally Posted by Looper
In my defence I haven't really thought these posts through... I have a head injury and have drunk half a bottle of pain relief.
no one is believing that bs excuseQuote:
Originally Posted by Mendip
:smileylaughing:
She does a full head massage which is my favourite massage. In Thailand I used to go for a 1 hour head massage every day. But in the land of top dollar personal services I take my head massages where I can find them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mendip
No muss, no fuss marinated porkchop...
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Is that a before or after white knuckle ride pic?:smileylaughing:
I suggest you seek over the counter pharmaceutical assistance Snubbles!
This might help...
https://teakdoor.com/attachments/the...252_chrome-jpg
What are you blathering on about? You are a real thicko.
What you see there is a perfectly cooked bone in chop, the color is from a nicely glazed rub. Perfection.
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Originally Posted by bsnub
very nice.
what rub and glaze did you use?
i feel like doing one tonight now too.
I made my own and when I do I always make extra so that I have it around for next time. I used the following...Quote:
Originally Posted by DrWilly
Paprika
Garlic powder
Onion powder
Ground mustard powder
Salt and pepper
Cayenne powder
Excellent and cheers!
Here you go Snubbles, this is pork chops Chitty stylee..
https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?...4&d=1723416467
A major food coma afterwards.
Interesting lighting effect.
The food looks quite ok. Are you sure you cooked it? ;)