Bass on a plate your bug eyed pooch hurled on which you've attempted to cover up with a distraction of carrots and a lonely misdirecting piece of broccoliQuote:
Originally Posted by Reg Dingle
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Bass on a plate your bug eyed pooch hurled on which you've attempted to cover up with a distraction of carrots and a lonely misdirecting piece of broccoliQuote:
Originally Posted by Reg Dingle
^^ Let's face it, based on previous photographic evidence Looper's packed lunch could be under the spoon.
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Originally Posted by Reg Dingle
Sssssppppooooonnnnssss:bananaman:
Sweet and sour chicken balls.
Was gonna cook fries with it but forgot. So had prawn crackers as a side instead.
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^ Nice, and good to see something green on one of your food pics! :)
The dog's looking a bit happier tonight?
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Originally Posted by armstrong
Looks shyte
Dogs eying up your dinner instead of his own orhas he got a thirst on?
I didn't have any peas or sprouts all day yesterday.
So tonight I did something about it.
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Phaaaaarp....
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That's a Valentine's day killer of a meal if ever I saw one.
Gonna be some serious mexican wave action with the duvet tonight expelling all the methane.:)
What happened to the other half of the 3rd sausage?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mendip
^ Well spotted.
We had two and a half small sausages each but in that picture you can't see my half for some reason. Maybe it was under the potato?
If you look at my 'money shot' the missing half sausage on my plate had been carefully arranged for full effect.
Bendy, this is a money shot.
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Originally Posted by dirk diggler
^ That is a steak money shot. Mine was a sausage money shot!
Given that the term comes from ejaculation in porno movies, it would be kind of weird to limit its use to...pornos and steaks.
Almost as weird as using the term for food at all.
^ I just Googled 'Money Shot'.
That is the last time I'll be using the term in a food thread. Or any thread for that matter.
Thanks Cyrille, you live and learn.
Yours appears more of a lack of money shot, mate:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mendip
A real money shot... with a good covering
https://i.imgur.com/wgcdXVM.jpg
Spoons 2 for 22 quid Valentine special(plus 6 quid Prosecco upgrade):)
Harry Enfield richer than you hotel owner - YouTube
^ I thought you'd been banned?
A bit stingy on the peas, aren't they?
I suppose I'll save the money shot from me late breakie lava egg that just ejaculated all over me plate of larb gai.
^^^ Are those two of Chitty's 'steaks'?
^^^ Just a one night ban:)
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Originally Posted by DrWilly
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Originally Posted by Mendip
The old hide the Bratwurst game?
He will know those mammoth 8 ouncers well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Edmond
Im sure their burger patties are bigger:)
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Originally Posted by Mendip
Nobody is that naive…
Aye, they can chuck any old shyte in those. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Reg Dingle
its only just begun... Bolognaise.
Not made it in ages, 20 minutes prep using 2/3 lean beef and 1/3 turkey mince and about 3 hours simmer, a Dill sized 2.5kg batch.
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