Thread: Breakfast

Originally Posted by malmomike77

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Curry for breakfast , respecto!

Never trust an Italian caff with a full English

2 blocks of marj, hard eggs, funny lookin bacon, generic brown sauce, sweet beans and a hash fuckin brown.

Greasy fuckin wops

Wop were ya thinking?

Heart attack on a plate.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Never trust an Italian caff with a full English

2 blocks of marj, hard eggs, funny lookin bacon, generic brown sauce, sweet beans and a hash fuckin brown.

Greasy fuckin wops

where to start? i have no words for that fukup apart from I hope you threw it back at them

marge!!!

beans in soem stupid pot you have to fish out of your plate

Hash fukin browns

wtf did they do to the eggs?

That bacon looks looks like the shite you'd see in some 2 star shitehole

those sausages look like the cheapest crap they could find

and finally

what Cvnt eats a full English with coffee?

fvck me you deservedly got proper seen

Tbf the coffee look the only decent part of that abomination.

Oh my…

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Hash fukin browns

Those are not fucking hash browns, those are shit frozen potato patties. You Brits would not know a proper hash brown if it hit you in the face.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Those are not fucking hash browns, those are shit frozen potato patties. You Brits would not know a proper hash brown if it hit you in the face.

Oh god here we go. Another rant about how perfect hash browns only belong in Seattle and only he knows how to make them.

It doesn't matter what quality the hash browns are, they don't belong on a Full English.
Left over new potatoes maybe, but not hash browns, bubble&squeak is okay as well. Hash browns are best left the other side of the pond for snubby to get fat on.

Dills monstrosity on a plate Vs my healthy option.

Poached egg, tomato and Wildddd Scottish Salmon steak.

You could have cooked the tomato. That one looks like a cat sat on it for an hour to warm it up.

I'm sure that's very healthy Joe, but it doesn't look particularly appetising. A sprig of parsley maybe, or a lemon sauce, might improve matters.

This was even worst...

Cod fillets with lemon and chorizo..



Had to drink a strong coffee to get the taste out of my mouth and the kitchen still stinks several hours later.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Those are not fucking hash browns, those are shit frozen potato patties. You Brits would not know a proper hash brown if it hit you in the face.

I know what a homefry is, those shite triangles are what you muppets exported to the world through you McDonalds crap food outlets