The banana fritter.

Pop into a Chinky take-away and order a deep fried banana in batter, served with a topping of tinned syrup and served in a tin foil dish.
A staple diet of millions of Chinese.




The doner kebab.


A luxurious and exotic animal, native to the inland seas of Iran, this dish is first skewered by your local Iranian, who serves it to the Westerner with a knowing smile. Him and his mates performed lewed acts upon the beast the previous evening after drinking an alcoholic beverage distilled from goats piss.