I got sent there with work recently (hard life this TEFL stuff) and suitably reacquainted myself with the good stuff after an absence of far too long. Chitty obviously approved cos he kept texting me "twat" back.
It had been - surprisingly - 12 years since my last visit, despite countless trips before, and I'm now thinking about moving there next.
You forget just how arid this land is though.
Great football? Yes.
Great weather? Yes.
Great beer and wine? Yes.
It's the greatest country in the world.
Gambas pil pil, oh yes
My Spanish is ok after so long in Colombia, but my man didn't tell me that my albondigas would be in a mushroom sauce this time