Thread: Issan Sausages

Hello Sailors

They look great, but they taste terrible. Awful things those Issan sausages...

Originally Posted by English Noodles

They look great, but they taste te
rrible. Awful things those Issan sausages...

Originally Posted by Jack meoff

Noods, they are fucking awful things.

Awful sausages. Fair play to Jack for whipping em up at home, but they're some of the worst sausages I've ever eaten. Flavours aren't so bad for me, but the texture is terrible.

If you want sausages, you want British, German etc.

Originally Posted by helge

Fox's Dicks

Careful you'll be getting the Princesses excited.

Noods, they are fucking awful things.

Originally Posted by Jack meoff

Noods, they are fucking awful things.

so why make a thread about them and why post a fake picture of bbq

Originally Posted by hallelujah

If you want sausages, you want British

British sausages ?

Known around the world as Fox's Dicks, or so I have been told

Originally Posted by helge

British sausages ?

Known around the world as Fox's Dicks, or so I have been told

I've no idea what you do with fox dicks, but I'd be careful about broadcasting it on the Internet, you weird cnut.

Originally Posted by helge

British sausages ?

Known around the world as Fox's Dicks, or so I have been told

Nothing worse then English sausages or food.
The American War of Independence was not against the Kingdom of Great Britain but getting rid English food. What better motivations could one possibly have for winning a war? Dumping their Tea was just the beginning.




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Originally Posted by HermantheGerman

Nothing worse then English sausages or food.
The American War of Independence was not against the Kingdom of Great Britain but getting rid English food. What better motivations could one possibly have for winning a war? Dumping their Tea was just the beginning.




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The real action didn't start until they started yanking their sausage.

Originally Posted by HermantheGerman

Nothing worse then English sausages or food.
The American War of Independence was not against the Kingdom of Great Britain but getting rid English food. What better motivations could one possibly have for winning a war? Dumping their Tea was just the beginning.




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And the number one selling sausage in America is the hot dog. Some progress.

Originally Posted by pickel

And the number one selling sausage in America is the hot dog. Some progress.

American food has developed over the years.
Can't say that about the English grub.
English food is as tasteless as Neverna posts

Originally Posted by helge

Known around the world as Fox's Dicks, or so I have been told

WTF?

nowt like a bit of cartilage sausage.

Originally Posted by helge

or so I have been told

Guess not then

Originally Posted by helge

Guess not then

Are you on the Schnapps pal?

Originally Posted by helge

Guess not then

It made me laugh...

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Are you on the Schnapps pal?

On and on

That's two entirely different things

best sausages i have had in thailand are,northern style,garlic,chilli,all produced by JPM,bought at makro.
green packageing,beige,red 900grms.180bht.

Originally Posted by headhunter

best sausages i have had in thailand are,northern style,garlic,chilli,all produced by JPM,bought at makro.
green packageing,beige,red 900grms.180bht.

My wife makes Northern Sausage, commonly known as Chiang Mai Sausage, and is far more palatable when compared to the Issan Sausage.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

My wife makes Northern Sausage, commonly known as Chiang Mai Sausage.

It’s commonly known as ‘Sai Oua’.

Well, I had a good laugh at this, tbf.

I find this sort of stuff funnier than any actual TD jokes.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

My wife makes Northern Sausage, commonly known as Chiang Mai Sausage.

i remember about 10yrs.ago was a food festival upstairs in the mall,and there were a lot of sausage vendors,tried quite a few,till i came to this bloke selling sausage,
farang he said i have the best,well it had to be the worst fking awfull,as i said to him mai de he would have killed me if the wife hadnt said he dont like rice,
yes they were issan sausages,came away with 4kilo of chaing mai [northern style.these JPM are not faraway for taste.

Originally Posted by headhunter

i remember about 10yrs.ago was a food festival upstairs in the mall,and there were a lot of sausage vendors,tried quite a few,till i came to this bloke selling sausage,
farang he said i have the best,well it had to be the worst fking awfull,as i said to him mai de he would have killed me if the wife hadnt said he dont like rice,
yes they were issan sausages,came away with 4kilo of chaing mai [northern style.these JPM are not faraway for taste.

Jaysus, HH. That's a mess of words.

Fucking awful sausages, yet you bought 4kg?

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Originally Posted by TheRealKW

Jaysus, HH. That's a mess of words.

Fucking awful sausages, yet you bought 4kg?

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yes trk.4kilo of CHAING MAI-NORTHERN STYLE.