Chitty's homemade Strawberry and Apple Crumble with custard.

[Chittychangchang]

Always up for some experimenting in the kitchen so here goes..

[Jack meoff]

Sounds easy
But after 8 Stellas for lunch how could it possibly go wrong

Good luck.

[Chittychangchang]

The electronic scales need new batteries, fook!

I'll after nip to the shop past the pub...

[Headworx]

^Just wing it

[Chittychangchang]

This is serious business!

No winging it allowed, I'm under orders.

I blame that program "Friday night dinner" for this.

Anyhow,got the scales working by massaging the batteries.

[Headworx]

^Got to be honest, I've never owned a set of kitchen scales so things like you're having a crack at here are way beyond my humble kitchen skills. Look forward to reading your next posts in this thread tomorrow morning thru bloodshot eyes with a coffee in hand, there'll be a red or green sent then

[Neverna]

I've never seen oats in a crumble before. Let us know what the difference tastes like, Chitty.

[Chittychangchang]

Apples peeled and de-cored, sliced up thin .

Heated slowly in two tablespoons of water for 5 mins with a tablespoon of sugar to soften and sweeten.
Careful not to burn..

Keep the apple pips for an orchid in 10 years time down the end of the garden.

[Jack meoff]

Ever thought of applying for "Come dine with me" ?

[Chittychangchang]

Ever thought of applying for "Come dine with me" ?

When you and Hal coming around?

[Neverna]

I know someone who was on Come Dine With Me.

[Chittychangchang]

I know someone who was on Come Dine With Me.

Fancy being onit again Nev?

I'll split the £1000 prize money!

Nearing the crucial stages mow as everything has been measured out to feed four TDers or 16 people..

















All gonna be mixed up now and bish, bash boshed on the fruit then slung in the oven for 30 minutes.
Time to concentrate on the main course and getting pissed now.

[Chittychangchang]

Ok it's curry n crumble night !!

Curry will be ready in an hour!

Crumble in 10 mins!

How about a comedy interlude, the host with the most?

Or nip over to LoyToys charity pie slinging fest

180oC for the oven if you were wondering.

[Chittychangchang]

Chop the fresh coriander, stir the chicken Madras sauce, have another cheeky sip of rough brandy.
Take the crumble out of the oven and leave to rest, put the custard in the pan , where's my poppadoms gone.
Top up,yes please.
Come Dine with me TD special would be fooking awesome, can you imagine the scenarios
Shit somethings burning...

[Chittychangchang]

Into the oven..


Outa the oven and into the belly..

Actually tasted damn reasonable.
Crimble Crumble.
Might have got a recipe right this time.

[Neverna]

Looks awesome, Chitty. Well done.

[headhunter]

Apples peeled and de-cored, sliced up thin .

Heated slowly in two tablespoons of water for 5 mins with a tablespoon of sugar to soften and sweeten.
Careful not to burn..

Keep the apple pips for an orchid in 10 years time down the end of the garden.

blackberries available at macro,apple crumble pies villa,a marriage made in Thailand,only I had to have the BIRDS CUSTARD sent from the uk.

[baldrick]

should this be in Fawn's food for the brave thread ?

[Dillinger]

I thought Ms. Fawn was a savage until i saw Chitty's cooking.
Give me balut or jolibee any day.


The wife eats better than Chitty

[cyrille]

Yeah, this comment was a bit worrying...

Looks awesome, Chitty. Well done.

[Switch]

blackberries available at macro,apple crumble pies villa,a marriage made in Thailand,only I had to have the BIRDS CUSTARD sent from the uk.

Mr Kipling does a nice apple and blackberry pie.

Well done chatty. I don’t have any patience cooking.

[Dillinger]

this comment was a bit worrying.

It was posted at 1.20am

[Maanaam]

I've never owned a set of kitchen scales so things like you're having a crack at here are way beyond my humble kitchen skills.

It's pretty straight forward to find weight-to-volume conversions of various ingredients, eg 120 gm flour is one cup.

[Dillinger]

Mr Kipling does a nice apple and blackberry pie.

Mr Kipling makes exceedingly nice pies.......unlike Chitty.

[cyrille]

Must of

Not sure you'd have been the model student...even in Ireland.

There are no 'prefects' in higher education. It doesn't mean 'Year Two'.