Thread: Making your own beer snacks

1, Cheese Straws


Ingredients



Method






Shove em in the oven for 15 mins whilst you pop down the 7 for some Leo.....

Twiglet anyone?

Needs 24 sachets of ketchup.



You didn't raid the hotdog stand while down the 7?

Lesson learned bud.

Looks delectable...I think you were gone 20 minutes, Dill...

They look great, Dillinger. Just like my mother used to make.


"Can I have another one, Mum."
"No, you can't you greedy bugger. Leave some for the rest of us."

Time wasted doing womens work while you eschew the opportunity for a real pint and a bag of pork scratchings.















Cheers slap, you can have your logon back now.

Real men make beer snacks for themselves.....

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Real men make beer snacks for themselves.....

Pansies.

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Real men make beer snacks for themselves.....

My mum, while far from being a man, and out of economy rather than bravado, would spread a thin smear of Vegemite on slices of bread (minus the crust), slice the slices into narrow "sticks" and put them in a very slow oven for an hour or so until they were completely dried out.
She called them "pretzels" though some will protest at the name. Crispy, salty, toasty, moorish snacks. And easy!

Originally Posted by Maanaam

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Real men make beer snacks for themselves.....

My mum, while far from being a man, and out of economy rather than bravado, would spread a thin smear of Vegemite on slices of bread (minus the crust), slice the slices into narrow "sticks" and put them in a very slow oven for an hour or so until they were completely dried out.
She called them "pretzels" though some will protest at the name. Crispy, salty, toasty, moorish snacks. And easy!

I think your Mum and mine were in the CWA together.

I forgot about them till you mentioned it !

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Real men make beer snacks for themselves.....

Fook the snacks where's the pack of tabs man..

fukkit, i'm pissed so I ain't Googling, what's the stit in the middle dish?

I'm no chef, in my defence YOU WANKA"S!

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I am guessing flour and paprika.

I see no carnations?

Worst recipie thread. Ever.

Fact.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Worst recipie thread. Ever.

Fact.

What is a recipie thread ?

Originally Posted by HermantheGerman

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Worst recipie thread. Ever.

Fact.

What is a recipie thread ?

It begins with beer.

I thought you promised to stay out of the kitchen...

How much beer did you consume before having a nibble?

A Bag of Nachos and

Mexican Tomato Chilly Lemon Onion Cumin, diced, mixed, 5 mins but always great

Guacamole as well if Avocado available.

or Saucisson, salami and cheese.

Originally Posted by forreachingme

A Bag of Nachos and

Mexican Tomato Chilly Lemon Onion Cumin, diced, mixed,

I'll be round with a box of San Miguel at 4pm.

Originally Posted by Luigi

I'll be round with a box of San Miguel at 4pm.

Very clever. Allows you 2 hours to play in the kitchen while the beer chills.

Let's play spot the sausage?

Making your own beer snacks

You must make someone a lovely wife there Dillinger. Did you wear a pink frilly apron while doing the baking?

PS: The man club called - they want your membership card back.

Dicky.... for crying out loud

If you delved under that plate....You wouldn't be pulling the shortest straw