Thread: Great Scrambled Eggs breakfast recipe

Originally Posted by Luigi

I just looked up Pedantic Twat in the dictionary and saw this:

Now thats a reat pedantic twat

Originally Posted by patsycat

Chef Ramsay...

Never could get my melon around this Chef so-and-so bit. I know a lot of "celebrity" chefs demand it from people on their tv shows but fuck that, they're just a glorified cook. Calling a Doctor (of medicine) Doctor so-and-so is fine and something I always do as a sign of respect towards someone who's trained and dedicated to saving lives, but for a cook??!!. Where does it end if we go down this road, we'd have Bricklayer Bob and Plumber Steve sort of nonsense going on. I reiterate, fuck that...

^ you should be watching that video, Headwork - to see how a proper chef cooks an egg!!!

While you're about it, you should look at the vids where he lightly glazes the meat with a tasty sauce as a compliment rather than drowning the meat in a tasteless gravy!

Scrambled eggs with a smidge of fish sauce instead of salt.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

^ you should be watching that video, Headwork - to see how a proper chef cooks an egg!!!

While you're about it, you should look at the vids where he lightly glazes the meat with a tasty sauce as a compliment rather than drowning the meat in a tasteless gravy!

Batty there's a lot of people on this forum who, unlike you, can actually cook a decent meal and know their way around a kitchen. They even put photos up of their dishes and are open to all comments from others who also post their efforts. You post fuck all pictures of anything you've made (for good reason) but delight in being an armchair expert, a common trait found in some Brittles.

So get your TEFLing arse back to that classroom and teach those kids how to say I took my mow-ah to 'Arrods but they were 'ou of kippers before someone dobs you in for wasting work time making fucking idiotic posts. Again.

Originally Posted by CSFFan

Originally Posted by Kurgen

I prefer mine with cheese, garlic and Tabasco.

Pretty much anything is better with cheese, garlic and Tabasco.

True.

Specially on any type of bread and with any type of meat.

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

but upon request from numerous forum members have stopped doing so.

Well if you take requests, fuck off back to the Tefler section and let people who know something about food (other than pot-noodles) discuss it in peace.

Originally Posted by Headworx

and let people who know something about food (other than pot-noodles) discuss it in peace.

Sorry, Dr Chef...

Originally Posted by kmart

Scrambled eggs with a smidge of fish sauce instead of salt.

It's nice with a bit of soy sauce, too.

Originally Posted by Neverna

Originally Posted by kmart

Scrambled eggs with a smidge of fish sauce instead of salt.

It's nice with a bit of soy sauce, too.

Mushroom sauce adds some spirit as well!!

...or a decent [wild] mushroom scramble.