Quote quiz

[rawlins]

Who said that?

"However you get to Bangkok, by tractor, by car, by lorry, I will join you there"

[the dogcatcher]

Thaksin.
He didn't say when though.

[Fuzzy Bob]

Christopher Biggins?

[rawlins]

Christopher Biggins?

Christopher Biggins is correct.. Over to you Fuzzy Bob.

[Davis Knowlton]

Shit. I guessed Savage.

[ossierob]

well swallow me knob....where do we go from here??

[helge]

swallow me knob....

Slob my Nob Lyrics

Send "Slob my Nob" Ringtone to your Cell

I would like to dedicate this song to every girl who's sucked my dick, "thank you"
and from the bottom of my heart
girls I really mean that shit
all praises to your lips for the many nights of bliss
I mean you gotta love somebody
who puts their mouth where you piss, it's like this
Shit I would do it if I could
but girl you know I'd break my back
tryin' to polish my own wood
So it's all to the good girl, do it like a G-O
You got them kinda lips that make nigga slap his P.O.
although I don't have one
If that's what you need to keep you on your knees
please believe me catch a bad one
But back to what I said
I dedicate this song to every girl who's gave me head
Especially the ones who knew it was time to swallow
without a word being said
And didn't get mad if I didn't give a warning
she just put it down the hatch and kept on performing
You know "rockin the mic", cleanin the pipes
or if she's a real head doctor she might say something like
"Oh fuck my face, I wanna see how it tastes"
huh, and when the homies call (Uhh, What up though?)
I simply let 'em know that Agent Scully's on the case
and hella broads be fake talkin' bout they don't swallow,
they don't like how it tastes
I say it's no home training,
kinda like leaving a table before you clean your plate
I wasn't born with this shit, it took twelve years to make
And you gon' let it go to waste? (hell no)
let me put it all in place
You put in all this work, might as well finish the race
C'mon, you don't leave work early on pay day
You get your check before you walk
so go ahead & jack the magic beans right up out the stalk
Then plant 'em down your throat
who knows, the next day your freestyles might be dope
Nope, I'm just kiddin, FUCK A NON-SWALLOW TRAMP!
This song is a tribute to the cock suckin' champs
the deap throat divas with jaws like clamps
Lickin' ball like stamps even when she's got the cramps
That's a No Limit Soldier, True Master of the 'P'
but I make 'em say "AHHH" when I'm servin' ghetto D
I love the oral OG's with rings in their tongue
shit I had to tell this one
"You should move it to your tonsils cuz a niggas well hung"
Huh? Naw, I kill me, but check it out, feel me
I had this one broad who used to go at the job
Like a woman with no teeth versus corn on the cob
wanted to stop her half way just to say "good job"
So if you got a girl and she don't slob your knob
I'm here to let your stupid ass know that your bein' robbed
And your dame is tired, tell her to step into your office
YOU'RE FUCKIN' FIRED!
And if by the next album she's still not suckin'
Imma make a new song with step by step instructions
Easy for her ass to follow
the moral of the story is the mean bitches suck and the nice girls swallow...

I said mean bitches suck and nice girls swallow

(Bernie Mac, House Party 3)
"Oooh, oooh, oooh! I knew I knew ya. Damn it to hell,
I knew your face looked familiar to me. Man, back in the day your wife could suck the MEANEST!
well I know you know, you a lucky man."

"You scum sucking son of a bitch!!!
That's my hoe you talk...uh, my wife you talkin' bout!"

"Oooh, oooh, oooh! Now I remember
I even remember your name!
They used to call you Jawbone!"

"Aaaghhhh!!!"





Did I win ?

[helge]

Sorry

[rawlins]

Did I win ?

You did.

You can go next,

[phomsanuk]

well swallow me knob....where do we go from here??

Are you saying that if I put my phone number in the space provided my ring tone will sing/speak the entire text printed here?

[rawlins]

I hope not.

[ossierob]

I think Helge is close enough.....he's up