Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

Diane's in a new evocative swimsuit

Swimsuit will inhibit menstruation, so use it tomorrow.

Tomorrow One Must Offer Roger Really Original Work

Work ordinarily requires knowledge.

Work on rogering knights

Knights need interesting girls, high towers, springboards!

springboards project rather irritating nimble gymnastic boys onto a routine doing splits

Splits paper lantern into two sparklers

Sparklers Provide Amusement, Rarely Known Laughter Ensues, Really Splendid

Splendid party, ladies. Even Norton danced in drag.

Drag Ray Against Grater

Grater ruined all the Emmental reserves.

Reserves Engaged, Supplies Emptied, Resources Virtually Exhausted, Screwed......

Therre are some great acronym interpretations on this page, but these two in particular really made me laugh. Which I appreciate, since it's Monday...

Originally Posted by Troy

Knights need interesting girls, high towers, springboards!

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

Drag Ray Against Grater

I should send RayCarey a link to this page...

Screwed captain's rectum, eventually withdrew, erection died.

Died in England destitute.

Destitute, Evelyn sold titty images in tasteful underwear to everyone.

everyone votes. Election rules. Yes or no exercise

Exercise Xavier Espoused, Running Created Improved Sexual Endurance

Endurance needs dogged unyielding resolve. All need complete earnestness.

Earnestness Always Really Narked Erving, Simple Truths Never Ever Subverted Superstitions

Superstitions usually provide extra reasons (subjective) to interpret the insipidness of normal situations.

Situations Involving Tremors Underground Agitate Tremulous Industrial Oriental Nations Sanity

Sanity ain't normal, insisted thicko Yvonne.

Yvonne visited old Newcastle, Northern England.