Thread: Advanced Acronym Addicts

Stations that are tiny invariably offer nothing special.

Special people eat cockroaches in a lavatory.

Lavatory at Vatican: All truly ordained risk yanking.

Yanking appendages necessitates knowledge in nubile girlfriends

Girlfriend's in Rome, looking for Rome's interesting eateries near di Spagna.

Spagna performs at giant, nondescript auditoria

Auditoria, underfunded, decaying, impoverished, tried offering really inspiring acts.

Acts contrite though smiling.

Smiling merrily, I licked Iang's nipples gingerly.

Gingerly inspected negro groin, exciting ridiclouosly libelous yankee

Yankee army never killed enemies expertly.

Expertly x-raying people's equipment reveals tools like yokes.

Yokes only evenly spaced.

Spaced paragraphs are clear - easily distinguishable.

Distinguishable Italians say truth is never given upmanship in Sicily. Hungarians and Bulgarians love Estonians.

Estonians strutting teasingly on Nana's illicit and notorious sidewalks

Sidewalks in Detroit entice walkers and less knowledgeable skaters.

Skaters kick ass to enrage real skateboarders.

Skateboarders know about taking even bigger ollies after ramps demands extra righetous switches.

Switches will intimidate the cheeky Huns, especially Schmidt.

Schmidt can hoover my inimitable defecation tunnel!

Tunnel under ninety nine eastern laboratories

Laboratories are brimful of rats awaiting tertiary observation, rampant incision ending sadistically.

Sadistically, attracting deviant's interest, some torturers injured children and laughed last year.

( Bastards should have their testicles whizzed in a blender, Two Nigerians convicted of the most hideous torture causing the death of a 15 year old boy just at the moment I finished writing the sentence above. Spooky ! ) )

Year ending attractions remain.