Answer my question with another question.

**hooter** · 25-06-2005, 11:17 PM

Do you keep it as a pet?

**Arthur Sixpence** · 25-06-2005, 11:17 PM

Are you talking about my trouser snake?

**Captain Sensible** · 25-06-2005, 11:20 PM

Dont tadpoles grow into frogs? (rebbit)

**Arthur Sixpence** · 25-06-2005, 11:26 PM

Aren't you the expert on tadpoles?

**Captain Sensible** · 26-06-2005, 12:00 AM

Do you mean 'expert' on puddles and things that wriggle in them?

**Brian Damage** · 26-06-2005, 12:16 AM

anombea wriggle around in puddles, Is the Capitain trying to say 'e 'as a penis the size of an anomeba?

**Arthur Sixpence** · 26-06-2005, 12:16 AM

Is that what you do in your spare time?

**Captain Sensible** · 26-06-2005, 01:58 AM

Who was that question directed to?

**hooter** · 26-06-2005, 02:13 AM

Can i answer it?

**Arthur Sixpence** · 26-06-2005, 02:16 AM

Are you being shy?

**hooter** · 26-06-2005, 02:32 AM

Don't shy bairns get nowt?

**Arthur Sixpence** · 26-06-2005, 07:50 AM

Is that geordiespeak?

**Captain Sensible** · 26-06-2005, 07:52 AM

Cant you recognise an Ayrshire accent?

**Arthur Sixpence** · 26-06-2005, 07:56 AM

Are you sure Hooter is Scottish?

**Captain Sensible** · 26-06-2005, 08:00 AM

Were you fooled into thinking he was from Newcastle by his 'toon' avatar?

**Arthur Sixpence** · 26-06-2005, 08:07 AM

Why does his avatar look like an elephant and a woman to me?

**Captain Sensible** · 26-06-2005, 08:22 AM

Is it something to do with it being a cartoon of a woman and an elephant maybe?

**Arthur Sixpence** · 26-06-2005, 08:24 AM

So what has it to do with him being a Geordie?

**Captain Sensible** · 26-06-2005, 08:26 AM

Have you not heard about the TOON army?

**Arthur Sixpence** · 26-06-2005, 08:28 AM

So why aren't they wearing black and white striped shirts?

**Captain Sensible** · 26-06-2005, 08:35 AM

I div'na maan, ken you tell me maan?

**Arthur Sixpence** · 26-06-2005, 08:36 AM

Can I bet you 500 baht that Hooter is a Geordie?

**Captain Sensible** · 26-06-2005, 08:49 AM

Why?

**Arthur Sixpence** · 26-06-2005, 08:54 AM

Aren't you trying to tell me he's Scottish?

**Captain Sensible** · 26-06-2005, 09:00 AM

Didnt I merely enquire as to your recognition of an Ayrshire accent?

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