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    The Hardest Game in the World Ever!!

    Have a crack at this flash game called QWOP.

    QWOP - PrimaryGames.com - Free Kids Games

    This guy doesn't get very far but as you'll find if you play the game he's a bloody Jedi!



    My best so far is 6.4m.

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    5 mtr could'nt stop laughing for the first 10 mins

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    I got a 14.4m



    Reckon I could have beaten the youtube kid If I'd fallen forwards!

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    fukin stupid game!!!

    -0.9 was my best for 5 miinutes, I'm clearly a slow learner. Got to +2m, but now I want to hit someone...

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    This bloody cheat hobbled the whole nine yards...

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    For avid followers of this thread and fellow players alike. I'm not one to be beaten at the hardest game in the world ever and have just cracked the 30m mark!



    I've got my running style pretty much down now so will share it for you guys who might be struggling.

    -At the start line wait until the runner rocks forwards a little and then tap W+O at the same time to get his balance leaning forwards.

    - Then press and hold Q+P to bring his right leg forward.

    - Then when the legs forward and his foot is level with the ground, hit and hold W+O to bring his right leg forward.

    Repeat the last two steps and get into a rhythm.

    The trick is to keep his body leaning forwards and the 'level' foot part is the key.

    After a while small thigh adjustment start to come naturally to your fingers but they can also really fuck things up.

    This is a true test of your eye/finger co-ordination.

    I'll only accept scores beating mine accompanied with a screen shot.

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    15 minutes to get to 4m now I'm losing the will to live , will try again in a few hours when I'm shitfaced

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    Fair play. JJ's the man to beat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    Fair play. JJ's the man to beat!
    Nope, I cheated.

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    I was a bit suspicious that there's no best score in the top left hand corner and the file name is a bit dodgy but i couldn't find it on google images so gave you the benefit of the doubt.

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    9.7metres, but a crawled on me right kneee - I think you can go the whole hog this way, just using Q and W...

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    Yeah, you can 20. metres that time... cheating tho.



    Just stretch out your leg then quickly hobble forward on your knee; repeat, repeat til the end.

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    ^That's not real running, not accepted by the Bang Bon Olympic Committee!

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    Yeah, but it's the only way I can move forward; I just keep frantically pushing the keys then falling backwards. A truly awful game. Just when I thought that TD was the biggest waste of my vital forces, along comes QWOP...

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    I'm fkn useless at this , I'll stick to what I'm good at ;
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    I'm still standing but I can't get over the hurdle.



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    Nicely done! I can imagine a big panic followed by a fuck up as soon as I get to the hurdle.

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    There's a hurdle??? No way am I getting over that with my technique...

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    Clocked it first attempt, and I was using my phone on the back of a motorcycle taxi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finney64 View Post
    I'm fkn useless at this , I'll stick to what I'm good at ;
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    JFC! How addictive is that!!?

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