to get the fck out of there because...
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to get the fck out of there because...
the man with the watermelon was coming to ....
fist...
her with a watermelon pneumatic pumping attachment and...
that is supposed to be extremely painful because...
of physical limitations, after all, it is a watermelon, and...
"him too big" she screamed, while...
turning tail she sprinted toward the door only to...
find herself attracted to the dog next door, who was getting himself off by...
humping the neighbour's...
Fiat 500, aroused by the scent of her...
fluorocarbons...
the dog stopped in mid-hump and...
sniffed her arse because...
of the half-digested PlaRah which oozed out but barely masked the smell of...
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the front garden..
as she waltzed down the primrose path she offered her...
soiled panties to a Japanese man who...
was more interested in her...
bounty than her booty (sic)...
which was strange because...
japs are well known in those parts...
and well-known for their propensity to...
booty, however, the Greek next door called...