...which annoyed Noi to no end, so she smacked the banker right on the...
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...which annoyed Noi to no end, so she smacked the banker right on the...
tip of his...
...big fat...
head which was strange because...
she had to reach around his bulbous...
nose just so he could snivel. The bitch was...
...fine with that, but one thing that she couldn't tolerate was...
the bank's currency exchange rate, which was woeful because...
...who in their right mind would exchange dollars for...
Nepalese Rupees, OMG. As she had no choice because...
...she had not heeded her old uncle's advice which was...
put her money under the mattress but she has a waterbed because...
the banker pissed himself when he saw the...
prime rate. Chuckling gleefully he called his...
airline to book a flight to Rio for two expecting...
his masseuse to accompany him. Unfortunately the airline...
...managed by Ryanair castoffs...
refused to let him fly because...
...of reasons they pulled out of their arse. Oh, how they laughed at...
him. Until he flashed his roll and...
they told him to pull his shirt back down or they just might...
wand him, heeding his inner voice he then...
...tucked his shirt in as asked, but swore that one day soon he'd...
get a hard-on and go right back to them and...
..he vowed as soon as he was rescued from Mars he would indeed go back and do it again. Meanwhile...