the faraway fantasy land of the Buddhists who live there...
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the faraway fantasy land of the Buddhists who live there...
amongst the Christians who...
...drink lager and beat...
up everybody who doesn't worship...
...kicking a ball around the paddock...
because if you have faith in that little diversion, you will soon...
learn to speak Buddhist...
which sounds like a moaning, robotic mantra repeated until...
catatonia sets in....
...relieved by yah baa and other wonderful elixirs such as...
Guinness and a whisky...
or even a breezer if you're...
...in the mood for a headache, or even worse...
because some people consider it gay to...
drink any kind of alcohol because...
it makes yer tits grow...
and become vulnerable to the advances of ladyboys...
after your tit enlargement recipe...
which may include injections in your...
neck and stuff...
that might hurt a lot unless...
a suitable anaesthetic were....
administered to the...
base of the...
shaft which is located just above...