ears, but she fell over in the process, since she was already standing when she reached for...
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ears, but she fell over in the process, since she was already standing when she reached for...
the bullwhip and whipped cream, quickly recovering she...
snapped the handle end of the whip up her...
glory hole and in a loud voice exclaimed...
"Right, back off or I'll blow my wad in your ear." It was a strange thing to say because it was Songkran, and...
her supersoaker desperately needed a refill, however, never one to...
give up easily, she made a wanking motion and began...
to plan her ascent. Slowly grasping...
the member to her immediate left, she began squeezing it with...
intense concentration, carefully caressing the member she smiled and...
took out her knife before...
he could respond she had...
stuck it up his...
left nostril. Twisting hard she...
found that it came out his...
right ear. Thinking out loud she exclaimed "My what...
big hairy fooking...
eyeballs you have. Thinking quickly the German winked and...
replied, "All the better to suck on your little...
nubile sweetmeats my pretty, open wide, I've got a...
big fat bratwurst, a hot creamy sauce straight from my ...
homeland where boys are girls and men are...
mentioned only in the fabled tales of...
yore which may seem strange to some, but then who really gives a sweet flying...
turnip. Dangerous when hard and overcooked, if it strikes you in the ...