Thread: Songs that suck.

"Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'round the Old Oak Tree"

Dancing Queen

Originally Posted by Tokyo Rose

Dancing Queen

Your joking, that's a classic. Ask any of the music greats, Abba has been underrated with their musical compositions. These weren't songs composed by a computer, but intricate well contructed compositions.

Originally Posted by dennis3506

These weren't songs composed by a computer, but intricate well contructed compositions.

I don't know of many songs composed by a computer.

Originally Posted by dennis3506

Ask any of the music greats,

Bob Dylan didnt answer his phone. I'll try him again later.

The entire discography on The Pet Shop Boys. Words cant describe their crapulence

Barbie Girl. Less said the better

Originally Posted by Told Stool

Originally Posted by melvbot

The entire discography on The Pet Shop Boys. Words cant describe their crapulence

Anything by the death metal band Slayer.

Nowt wrong with Slayer. Reign in Bloods a classic.

The national anthem of a southeast asian country known for it's food, women and being horribly governed.

^ Laisse Majeste?

^^
I love it, Catchy tune, always whistling along to it, don't know if that is considered rude or not??

Abba is rubbish.

Originally Posted by Texpat

Abba is rubbish.

That's a really informative rebuke. I bet you won honours for the debating team.

The entire back catalogue of Stock, Aitken and Waterman

That dreadful macarana (sp?) song.

^^^ I didn't realize the thread had a correct answer.

twat.

^I think you spelt it wrong

Any song by Lonnie Donigan

Country and Western songs, and yes, I mean ever goddam one of them

Originally Posted by NickA

Country and Western songs, and yes, I mean ever goddam one of them

Do not (and I mean DO NOT) ever work for Caterpillar. C&W on the tannoy 24/7 in most depots.
I quite like it but after 17 years working for them I have been brainwashed !

Don't Worry, Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin.

Don't ya just wanna go out and punch a 5 year old in the face when ya hear it?

Then there's that bladdy, "It's A Small World After All" ditty they play at Disneyland. Guaranteed to turn a growing young mind into a total psycho.

Originally Posted by redfoot the fence

The national anthem of a southeast asian country known for it's food, women and being horribly governed.

I think it sounds very Germanic.

Originally Posted by Ivor Biggun

Originally Posted by redfoot the fence

The national anthem of a southeast asian country known for it's food, women and being horribly governed.

I think it sounds very Germanic.

The national anthem of Thailand was adopted on 10 December 1939. The melody was composed by Peter Feit (Thai name: Phra Jenduriyang), 1883-1968, the son of a German immigrant and royal advisor for music. The words are by Luang Saranuprapan. Phleng chat, literally meaning "national song",


Well there you go then !!!