#1 Remove the condom?
Confirm your earlier pulse check the call the police?
Hide they handcuff keys and bugger off.
Take pictures of the body.
Shave her landing strip and keep the pubes as a souvenir.
Remove the ball gag.
Chew your arm off so you don't wake the ugly hag?
Nope...
The number one answer was book Luigi's mom a taxi
^ Now, now, that's not nice.
Someone's "main mrs" maybe, but not someone's mum.
Clean the fukin room up before you get seconds
1. Wash her mouth out with soap.
2. Deflate and store in me secret stash place.
^^ have you only just saw that?
Hardly worth seeing, to be honest.
Tiz a bit amateurish.
1970....... Pick up clothes and sneak out the door before she wakes up.
2018....... Gently wake her up and ask where the form she signed last night agreeing to enthusiastic consensual sex and if they were in triplicate so that you could keep one for records one for your lawyer and one for the police. Leave your latest STD Test report.
Have a Porridge breakfast.
Or as LDs missus would say........
Mop the floor, I love soapies, squeakers and squirters.
Get another 20 of those "Send your bank details" emails out before you get another rimming Ms Bombata, i aint made of money....jees fukin short time overstayers are so fukin demandin these days.
Remember you have to work early, then leave.
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