If your other half said one sentence that made you think to yourself"This ones a keeper", what would it be?
I'll kick off....
That moisturising cream you gave me this morning tastes really nice!
If your other half said one sentence that made you think to yourself"This ones a keeper", what would it be?
I'll kick off....
That moisturising cream you gave me this morning tastes really nice!
"I want marriage and 4 kids and your the man I've chosen." Seriously that's what she said to me after the first nights sex.
How about some foursome action at the Devil Dens honey? Then we can chuck another shrimp on the barbie..
breakfast or a blowjob.?
"Would you like a BJ before I cook you a delicious dinner or later when you're having a beer watching Man United"?
I don't have any Thai family and I'm not interested in having kids or a foreign passport, now get yer kit off.
Would you like to fark my younger sister while I'm mowing the lawn.
"Neither money or diamonds will ever be a problem as Grandma Oppenheimer set my portofolio up quite nicely."
"Can I scratch that for you ?"
"Come home anytime tonight but wake me up before you decide to fall sleep."
Wont you get kicked out of the pub for that?Originally Posted by PAG
They all try and change you whatever bullshit they spout to start with
Life sentence bros...55
Cold dinner or hot action?
I asked for a hotdog - she came out with half a bun under each armpit
I asked why she kept them there
she said to keep them warm
I said forget about the sausage
I love anal sex and will deep throat you until your toes curl.
'Oh you like that Ferrari in the window, would you like me to buy it for you?'
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To make a good salad is to be a brilliant diplomatist – the problem is so entirely the same in both cases.
To know exactly how much oil one must use to extract one's vinegar.
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Lock the door, pull the curtains and plug in the video camera.
"Would you like to read my doctoral thesis? I'll massage your shoulders and give you a pedicure while you make a start on it."
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