Top 5 scores on the board please......
Top 5 scores on the board please......
Fart.
I'll take PASSING A BIG ONE for 500, Alex....
In no particular order, and not neccessarily what I do, just guessing as per the game...
Fall asleep.
Have a ciggie.
Go to the bathroom/have a wash.
Cuddle.
Pay/pocket the money. Top of Lulu's list.
Play cards.
After calling a taxi.
In Sybills case....have a fanny fart
Install a fruit machine in the lav.
Check baggage excess costs
Check an advert to see what a term means.
Text their wives.
Wipe their cocks on the curtains.
Ask for a toasted sandwhich.
Or a beer.
Give a fake phone number, then leave.
Still think it will be the same in 25 years.
1. Fall asleep.
2. Wipe dick on curtains.
3. Go to the bathroom.
4. Zip up, clear car windows, and drive out of the doggers car park.
5. Say, "Thanks. Now fuck off."
Of course, this being 2018 ...
1. Roll over and check FB status.
2. Send a LINE or text message to your mates with a sneaky photo of the birds arse.
3. Write a semi-cryptic post on social media with a big wink emoticon.
4. Update your memo-pad file on birds you've shagged, marks out of ten, noting any kinky stuff the bird was into.
5. Send a ready-prepared message to your wife, girfriend, mum, mates, or boss apologising for the delay but you're on your way now.
^ Ahhh. That could be it put crudely. But I said it, "Go to the bathroom".
^^ "Have a wash", I said, but to be honest I meant wash dick/flush fanny.
NB, I have not assumed it's only what men do (thus "pocket the money"). The question is wrt "people".
Number one: Jostle for position off the wet spot.
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