I sense another rescue mission later on.
I sense another rescue mission later on.
I was right.
The silly little sod has just fluttered across the road, under a gate, and into next doors drive.
Que withnall....
"Excuse me mister. Can i have me bird back please"
Hope you get there before the cats do.
Young Singalong's an ungrateful little oik.
Tell the bastard thug bollocks next time he comes a cropper.
It has a "trumpet," as well...
He was gayly sailing around sitting on his mother's back. Singing "there once was an ugly duckling".
Singalong buggers orf.
Yesterday afternoon our young hero had had enough of being around, and decided to permanently buggar orf.Without so much as a by your leave, he posed for a couple of photos, flopped to the floor, and ran off under next doors gate again.
I can hear him this morning, so he's still ok, but he sounds like he's a few houses away now.
So, the last few photos of the little chap.
Good luck mate.
^He'll be back when he needs something, a little pocket money or a place to lie low for a few days.
Now that Singalong's fucked orf out of it, can you start a thread about the ladyboys you invited to stay in the spare room?
Two new todgers.
Take it away, withnall.
After you've done that Withnall, can you recant the tale of the Slappers ma in law and friend menage a betlenut bellend trois?
Two old codgers
cheers
and don't forget the building thread
2 Thai bodgers
I don't know.
How about Three soap dodgers.
Ya bastards.
Last edited by withnallstoke; 24-03-2015 at 04:32 PM.
What shall i do without the birds?
I've been on walkabout, collecting turds.
Shall i polish them and post a pic?
Will that get me locked up in the nick?
polish birds can be quite nice
I do not
like them,
Sam-I-am.
Could you, would you,
with a goat?
I would not,
could not.
with a goat!
-Green Eggs and Ham, Dr Seuss
Do a building thread on "Bird Houses."
Is he ok?
I know from experience that cats are bastards and they play with little birds who can't fly but don't kill them. And they go back the next day to play again.
Sad, but that is the way life goes on.
And then the cat looks at you, like it was all your fault that the bird happened to be there.
Wosn't me. With feathers hanging out of its mouth. Or, even here, a lizards tail.
Nah, never me. What's for tea.
Last edited by patsycat; 25-03-2015 at 09:35 AM.
Two possible additions to the sunbird nation.
Young mum is attempting 2 egg incubation.
As a gesture to show my full appreciation,
I'm off to the bog for some self masturbation.
So that's my mornings sorted for a while.
She's been sitting on the pair of eggs since 19/11/15.
You're more bird perver than watcherOriginally Posted by withnallstoke
Is Stoker back?
^ From the bog?...
I am now.
Is that a new nest or did they remodel the old one?
^ It's a brand new one, built about 2 metres along from the one the missus made.
The not Daves have arrived.
Yet another pair have hatched and seem to be doing ok despite the fact that this time the father has taken no part whatsoever in helping out with the feeding of the little ones.
To be fair to him, i would rather be knocking back the Lao Kao down the shop than trying to satiate these hungry squawking little barsterds.
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