Thread: Two new lodgers.

I sense another rescue mission later on.

I was right.

The silly little sod has just fluttered across the road, under a gate, and into next doors drive.

Que withnall....

"Excuse me mister. Can i have me bird back please"

Hope you get there before the cats do.

Young Singalong's an ungrateful little oik.

Tell the bastard thug bollocks next time he comes a cropper.

What you need is a Great British bird, withnall.

Meet Cedric.

You think this big fucker floundered around on the ground like a ponce in his youth? No, he was out instigating riots and shit.

It has a "trumpet," as well...

He was gayly sailing around sitting on his mother's back. Singing "there once was an ugly duckling".

Singalong buggers orf.

Yesterday afternoon our young hero had had enough of being around, and decided to permanently buggar orf.Without so much as a by your leave, he posed for a couple of photos, flopped to the floor, and ran off under next doors gate again.

I can hear him this morning, so he's still ok, but he sounds like he's a few houses away now.

So, the last few photos of the little chap.

Good luck mate.

^He'll be back when he needs something, a little pocket money or a place to lie low for a few days.

Now that Singalong's fucked orf out of it, can you start a thread about the ladyboys you invited to stay in the spare room?

Two new todgers.

Take it away, withnall.

After you've done that Withnall, can you recant the tale of the Slappers ma in law and friend menage a betlenut bellend trois?

Two old codgers

cheers

and don't forget the building thread

2 Thai bodgers

What shall i do without the birds?
I've been on walkabout, collecting turds.
Shall i polish them and post a pic?
Will that get me locked up in the nick?

polish birds can be quite nice

I do not
like them,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not,
could not.
with a goat!

-Green Eggs and Ham, Dr Seuss

Do a building thread on "Bird Houses."

Two possible additions to the sunbird nation.
Young mum is attempting 2 egg incubation.
As a gesture to show my full appreciation,
I'm off to the bog for some self masturbation.









So that's my mornings sorted for a while.

She's been sitting on the pair of eggs since 19/11/15.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

She's been sitting on the pair of eggs since 19/11/15.

You're more bird perver than watcher

Is Stoker back?

^ From the bog?...

I am now.

Is that a new nest or did they remodel the old one?

^ It's a brand new one, built about 2 metres along from the one the missus made.


The not Daves have arrived.

Yet another pair have hatched and seem to be doing ok despite the fact that this time the father has taken no part whatsoever in helping out with the feeding of the little ones.
To be fair to him, i would rather be knocking back the Lao Kao down the shop than trying to satiate these hungry squawking little barsterds.