Have you counted your testicles?Originally Posted by barrylad66
Have you counted your testicles?Originally Posted by barrylad66
Not with a geezer with no bollocks.Originally Posted by ltnt
You better hope so. They like hanging out in sewers in Singapore, big rat populations and world record Python's captured there.Originally Posted by barrylad66
Monty might be on a road trip. I saw one in the field next to the house this morning. Looked like Monty.
^that's quite a roadtrip, Davis!
Snakes are sneaky bastards, Bazzy - this bastard will be back to haunt you; you'll see...
Sounds a lot like owning a cat, if such a thing were possible. Fickle beasts cats ........... and snakes by the sound of it.Originally Posted by barrylad66
He's not gone, he's waiting.
Check under your bed, that sneaky f*cker is around somewhere. You should have ended that evil bastard when you had the chance.
Pack up your bollocks and get the f*ck oughta there!
Originally Posted by Strongarm
And here's one that has eaten a lot of testicles recently.
Drat, I read the entire thread and still don't know where your wife's other slipper is.
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