i woke up this morning rather early, and still suffering the effects of maybe 1 chang to many. opened the curtains and for some bizarre reason, i was wondering why my missus had stuffed her slipper between the grill and mozzy screen on the window. after prodding it for a while and trying to move it, i went to make a coffee and thought nothing else of it. when the missus asked me to go to the shop, i walked over to grab my hat and what i thought was her slipper was actually a fecking python....she/he is still there whilst i am writing this!