^ Ainsley Harriot's Broccoli and Stilton sachets are the way forward.
Maybe a sly teaspoon of MSG.Originally Posted by kingwilly
Won't be getting (or adopting) any more animals for a bit. LOve dogs but they're as much responsibility as a child and they shit all over the place.Originally Posted by zimba
Sounds like a Chinese basketball play.Originally Posted by zimba
[. No, I would instead be attacking the fucking cat who was standing in it! Using the roast potatoes and the Yorkshire pudding as a vantage point, the heinous moggie was gnawing vehemently at the cut of premium roast beef, its front legs knee-deep in gravy.
Required reading...Originally Posted by Sumocakewalk
Do Cats Have Elbows? - Pets
It seems the question of knees versus elbows in regards to feline front leg anatomy is in a quandary. There are opinions on both that are being promoted as correct. I am of the elbow camp. Regarding the OP, I can sympathize with the fact that the fury creature was making a mess of the Sunday dinner, regardless of whether it was elbows or knees planted in the gravy.
Just the other day, our feline friend made an assault on an unfortunate gecko that ventured into our house while we were out. I came back to find all my disc drives knocked over, with one of them having suffered a fall to the floor. After a quick test I found that it was still in working order, but I was still none too pleased with the situation. I usually oppose retribution against felines, but this did raise my ire to a certain degree. It resulted in a stern warning to the kitty cat, along with some tossing of water at the offender. Not that it will do any good because after all, she is a cat.
King Willie has hit a very sore point right on the head!! ........with his extremely accurate assumption "I'm sure you have all those components, I doubt very much your missus cooked it up in a traditional roast without at least adding some chillies, fish sauce or somtam or boiling some random green bits of grass or something"............
Me personally, I would rather put up with a furry pussy than the risk of one of those inverted, wriggling, eat anything and shit it into the gravy little ghekos!
I mean its like a blowfly in the marmite. (or vegemite if your from the colonies)
What is really needed here is a workable and devious plan to prevent the contamination of a proper roast dinner, with the completely taste destroying herbs and crap that even the very finest Isaan wives seem absolutely and completely unable to resist the temptation to add to the family roast!
I would try cooking it myself and send her to her mother's ..........but she died.....and when on occasion I have managed to get a roast to completion so it tasted like a traditional roast .....I got great compliments on how good it tasted!
For those in Isaan who are really hanging out for a tender lamb roast....I found a supermarket under the Centra shopping centre in Udon that has really first class lamb.
"Looking for a cold beer to put out the chilli!"
You probably could have salvaged your roast dinner, it's not like the cat was like a dog and run off with the whole roast. Probably just had a nibble at the corner which can be cut off.
My cat used to nick fish fingers.
Why not? If you see it has nibbled at a corner, you just cut off that corner. Or just slice yourself another bit. It's not like the whole roast has been gobbled at like a dog would do.
OK, I drew the line at salvaging a fish finger off the floor... Of which the breaded bit had been delicately peeled off to get at the fish underneath.
I'd slice off a bit of the cat if he came near my dinner. Cat's are horrible creatures and they will eat your eyeballs when you die PatsyOriginally Posted by patsycat
And if you become paralysed before you die the fvckers will eat them while you're alive. Watch your back (or your eyes)Originally Posted by Dillinger
Just imagine if cats were the size of lions or cheetahs or leopards or tigers. They'd fucking eat you soon as look at you. Do not be fooled by the fluffiness.Originally Posted by Albert Shagnastier
i sat and pondered there for a while....Originally Posted by somtamslap
I'm gonna Rick Thai some fukker for that
You are all just scared of cats, how silly is that. A lot of men are, nothing to be embarassed about.
Tough job, but someone has to do it...Originally Posted by Roger Ramjet
Reminds me of the old Thai woman who died and they found her covered in the little jee-jo fckers that were devouring her rotting corpse...Originally Posted by Dillinger
Story was, she ate the little bstards when she was alive...And they came and returned the favour when she died...
I was asking Thai friends why they didn't eat the little boogers like everything else, and I was told it was a Buddhist thing...Then, they remembered the story of the old woman...
Dear slapper,
i will suggest that you stop right now, get yourself four cans of beer, unopened, you, then will enjoy the contents of it, leaving you half happy, you will also get a string, any colour will do, once you have enjoyed your drink you will take the string and tie the cans all together like a train one after the other. then get your goPro ready, then tie one end of that string to that long thing hanging above the cats anus, i think it is called a TALE, well secured and still holding the cat grab a seat, throw the cat gently to the floor with it's cans hanging from it's tale and let the cat go nuts, the cat will run until the cans fall off if they don't fall off the cat will run until it passes out because of exhaustion.
Oh, one more thing, once you recorded all of the action with your GoPro upload it so i can enjoy it too,
PS. I hate cats,
Sorry about me horrible speling
^^ Just off out to by a Go Pro.
Fireworks are better, one of them homemade Isaan ones would be funOriginally Posted by poorfalang
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