^ well, there it is: Chang is the best beer in the world - it even cures sight problems...
^ well, there it is: Chang is the best beer in the world - it even cures sight problems...
^ sorry, read it the wrong way round...
Years ago (about 12), I stayed in Phuket for 6 months while I did a dive instructor course; I drank a bottle or more of Sangtip per day until I started to go blind... Once I gave it up, my eyesight returned to normal... There seems to be a pattern!
Cycling should be banned!!!
^ You were drinking and driving at 12
I blame the parents
That's very kind of you, mate; the kindest thing you've ever said to me.
^Is that Sir Tom ?
Thats worth a green
Who else?
Now THIS is class:
Arguably, he gets even better with age. OH YEAH, OH YEAH..
This performance at 70. Fuk, he's gooooooooood...
Last edited by Bettyboo; 13-11-2011 at 10:36 PM.
I feel quite ashamed because I started the thread and have lurked and not posted since the OP.
The day after I started the thread, I had an accident and spent a few days in hospital and can't drink until my meds are finished (few days to go yet).
By the way things are going, it looks I will ease myself back in with a few nice beers and then tackle the Chang Export once my beer buds are back to optimum.
It should have won a couple of Oz gold medals by then like it's big brother Chang Classic (fingers crossed).
Black diamonds? I shit 'em.
^ I hope nothing too serious; get well soon.
btw, meds and beer work very well together - ask Mr Slaps.
Sorry to hear that BogonOriginally Posted by Bogon
What happened?
Or is the memory too painful ?
Nothing too bad. Still have all my bits and bobs in place.
Don't want to say what happened 'cos it may give my ID away.
Cheers anyway guys.
After about 3 times on the Export stuff in the last 2 weeks I was in the 7 today and actually decided to pick up an ordinary Chang to compare while dinner was being prepared. Would be the first one in years.
First impressions were how much more gas it has.
Second impressions were how God awful it is.
Third impressions were how much nicer dinner would be with this shite poured down the drain.
100% Malt Export. Good.
Ordinary Chang. Utter poison.
^ I find a nice Chianti goes down well with dinner
4 pages on Chang Export, just shows the piss poor standard of Beer we tolerate over here
Exactly. I had a couple of pints of Fosters this week and quite enjoyed them. I think I'll go and hang myself.Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii
^ can I put in a bakery order before you go???
The Midget's not hanging herself, so give her a call.Originally Posted by Bettyboo
I didn't really drink until the floods as there was little available that tasted refreshing. With the house flooded my ice cold water and Gaggia coffee maker are out of commission. But over the last few weeks i have developed a taste for beer, until i tried that shit! A lesbian tomboy friend of mine bought me a can and it's the last i will drink. It fucked me up good and proper!
You bullied, you laughed, you lied, you lost!
^^ Can i get the little hotties number too
Can I say that ?
Please say it was the beerOriginally Posted by Jesus Jones
Too late. I've already hanged myself.Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii
You've done it wrong
it's hung
^ he wasn't well hung?
Oh bollox
While you're doing your Michael Hutchence thing, I would like to point out you were right
Hanged or Hung - Writing - English Rules
Of course.Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii
^^ never, NEVER, ever, tell Marmers he was right! Regardless of actuality!
Marmite - YOU ARE W_R_O_N_G_!
Now, pucker up and give us a kiss sweatypie:
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