Thread: Thai women and voodoo.....

I've heard a few rumours and stories over the years about Thai's using voodoo or maybe it's hypnotism on farangs.

What are your experiences and stories?

Put the bottle down and step away from the computer......

^Are you packin', mofo?...

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

I've heard a few rumours and stories over the years about Thai's using voodoo or maybe it's hypnotism on farangs.

Yes, they chomp rampantly on one's penis and as if by magic 500 baht appears

The wife believes in it all and most of her friends.

I won't believe it till i see it though.

I do believe a couple we know may have been partaking in this that is why i started the thread.

His wife is very jealous and insecure but always dresses up to please the eye, sometimes over the top. That's why she doesn't have any farang female friends(anyway that's another story).
she took her husband to the local witch doctor back in her village and since the visit,

He has lost his sense of smell(he was always complaining about her nam pla).

He appears distant.

He always sawadee caps the Buddhas in the house.

He does everything she say without argument.

I honestly believe he has been hypnotized or something..

^ so you admit to being an ATM

Originally Posted by wasabi

^ so you admit to being an ATM

I never admit to anything, i've never been an ATM.

Is this Voodoo talk you speak off?

Possessed am I

^Just cold...

Wait till your " Ting tong" finds a poultry egg in the bottom of a pot plant that She was transferring to a flower bed in our English garden.
The Monks had to be called in to eradicate this curse, the curse of a chicken egg at the bottom of a flower pot, that one of her Thai friends had planted on her, because she is jealous.

Isaan is rife.
Way of life.

Originally Posted by thaimeme

Isaan is rife.
Way of life.

Give It 10 - 15 years when the old dears are gone, you won't even find spirit houses in the gardens anymore.
Unless there's a voodoo app available on the iPhone, the young generations will soon forget about it.

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

I honestly believe he has been hypnotized or something..

Drugged is the most likely explanation.

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

I honestly believe he has been hypnotized or something..

Drugged is the most likely explanation.

I agree. That is the actual reason Caribbean Voodoo works. The drug is Scopolamine, and they have a brew of that in an impure form, made from Angels Trumpet flowers/seeds. It removes willpower, and is very Yin.
Extremely dangerous and can easily kill.
In Columbia they call it Burundanga, and in Venezuela, many criminals will not use it....possibly due to the possibiloity of accidental self-administration.

apparently eating the still beating heart of a cobra is black magic, and it sucks the strength from the eaters own heart. Its a black magic way of killing someone slowly with no evidence.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

apparently eating the still beating heart of a cobra is black magic, and it sucks the strength from the eaters own heart. Its a black magic way of killing someone slowly with no evidence.

Is it a very slow and painful death?

I think it's happening to me!

I call it marriage though.

Is it there or China that has the thing with the pubic hair in the drink.

Originally Posted by Cujo

Is it there or China that has the thing with the pubic hair in the drink.

I dunno, but I'm aware of several villagers claiming that other women have added menstrual fluid to a man's drink (or food) and have successfully gotten him to turn his head away from wife and family and go her way. icky!

Issarn wifey says that Buriram is ground zero for seemingly common folks practicing various forms of black magic.

She'd be viewed as suspect if, for example she invited a friend from Buriram to her village for a visit, which was a possibility for awhile as there are two Buriramers living on the same compound as us in Saudi.

However, she has since concluded they're both a waste of space and basically avoids them.

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

He always sawadee caps the Buddhas in the house.

Seeing grown men type things like this always amuses me...... it's a clear indicator of the type of men that you can end up being subjected to when involved with Thiland.......

I'll le you come up with your own title for such people.......

Originally Posted by Bobcock

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

He always sawadee caps the Buddhas in the house.

Seeing grown men type things like this always amuses me...... it's a clear indicator of the type of men that you can end up being subjected to when involved with Thiland.......

I'll le you come up with your own title for such people.......

It has got to the point now where we try and have nothing to do with other Thai/english couples.
90% of the couples we have met in the last 12 years have been painful.

Some more pics of Voodoo in CM

An English mate of mine really believed an ex-employee had put a spell on him that was affecting his health.

He was taken to this monk who confirmed that he was hexed and he had to go to some temple in Korat to have treatment like an exorcism.

When he returned he was much happier and he was also wearing this ornamental type belt around his waste and against his body.

He had to wear this thing for some time and before the monk announced he was cured.

A lot of hogwash as far as I am concerned but he believed 100% in this spell and he is not an idiot in fact a well educated and successful businessman.

My (Filipina) wife of many years is both bright and educated. Also a rare Filipina in that she sees the Catholic church for what it is. But, she does believe (like almost all Filipinos) in faith healers.

These are guys with no medical training, who cast spells and cure people, writing in some magical script a spell on a small piece of paper which is then stuck to the forehead of the afflicted. Herbal medicine is also part of the process.

Most of the poor use them, as they can't afford hospitals.

I've seen little kids go to them, and improve dramatically within a day or two. Who knows? Maybe the fever just ran its course, or maybe the herbal medicine concoction did some good.

Lots of medical mysteries out there - would be foolish to discount them all (especially herbal medicine) out of hand. And, it will almost certainly remain the only recourse for the poor.