Thread: Phuket Boy Has Fish in Anus

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Feisty fish, painful problem

An artist's drawing of a climbing perch, famed for its ability to stay alive in unforgiving environments.

PHUKET: Doctors in Pichit Hospital were presented with a medical conundrum on March 25, when an eight-year-old boy was brought in with a climbing perch stuck up his bottom.

The boy, whose name was given in media reports but is omitted here, was carried into the hospital by his 60-year-old grandmother.

The boy told doctors that on the way home from school he and some friends saw a great number of climbing perch splashing in the mud of a drying-out pond.

Seizing the rare opportunity, the boys stripped off and jumped in to catch the fish.

As the boy was grabbing perch, he felt something push into his bottom. Using his hands to feel what was causing the odd sensation, he felt the tail fins of a wriggling fish sticking out his anus. Before he could do anything, however, the little fish lived up to its name and climbed all the way into his bottom.

The boy shouted for his friends to go and get help and his grandmother, who rushed him to hospital.

At the hospital doctors X-rayed Sonanan, who was in considerable pain from the sharp spines and fins of the little fish that was still thrashing around inside him.

On the X-ray, doctors saw a fish between two and three centimetres long lodged in the entrance to his lower intestine.

Led by Deputy Hospital Director Dr Suchat Thepharak, a team of three doctors held a brainstorming session to decide how to proceed with the delicate removal operation, which was much complicated by the sharp spines of climbing perch.

With the perch facing forward, extracting it tail first would risk the spines or fins puncturing the boy’s intestinal wall. The situation was further exacerbated by the fact that the hardy little fish continued unabated its wriggling struggle for existence.

A frantic search for research papers on similar cases proved fruitless: this was apparently the first case of a climbing perch climbing up someone’s rectum ever recorded in Thailand – and possibly the world.

Doctors first considered pumping anaesthetic gas up the boy’s bottom to knock out the fish, making its retrieval easier. After this plan was dismissed for safety reasons, Dr Bussakon Wangphayon suggested injecting the fish with anaesthetic by sticking a needle up the boy’s rectum, then extracting the spiny intruder with forceps.

If this plan failed, open surgery would be the only remaining option, the doctors concluded.

Decided to go ahead with the injection, the doctors managed to knock the fish out. Then, in a delicate two-hour procedure, they extracted the fish with forceps while continually pushing in the spines inward to prevent them from lodging inside the boy.

At the end of the operation the boy was reported in stable condition, but requiring extended observation owing to the risk of infection.

Asked about the experience, the boy said he would never go fishing again.

Ministry of Public Health Spokesperson Dr Suphan Srithamma advised that when swimming in bodies of water that have small animals like fish and leeches capable of entering through an orifice – especially the anus – people should be sure to wear tight-fitting underwear.

If something unexpected should happen – such as a fish climbing up one’s anus – try to keep as still as possible to prevent it from climbing further up the alimentary canal; then get to hospital as fast as possible.

If the animal has sharp spines there is a risk that it could rupture the intestinal wall and move into the abdominal cavity, which would be very dangerous, Dr Suphan said.

Climbing perch, also known as climbing gouramies, are able to climb out of water and travel short distances on land using gill plates, fins and tail. Their ability to survive on atmospheric oxygen allows them to survive out of water – or even up an anus – for some time in search of a new aquatic home.

Originally Posted by MustavaMond

phuket news: Feisty fish, painful problem, Feisty fish, painful problem, Penis prank provokes revenge rape, It's a snap! Busted boner puts owner in sick bay, Monkey kills owner with coconut

Feisty fish, painful problem

An artist's drawing of a climbing perch, famed for its ability to stay alive in unforgiving environments.

PHUKET: Doctors in Pichit Hospital were presented with a medical conundrum on March 25, when an eight-year-old boy was brought in with a climbing perch stuck up his bottom.

The boy, whose name was given in media reports but is omitted here, was carried into the hospital by his 60-year-old grandmother.

The boy told doctors that on the way home from school he and some friends saw a great number of climbing perch splashing in the mud of a drying-out pond.

Seizing the rare opportunity, the boys stripped off and jumped in to catch the fish.

As the boy was grabbing perch, he felt something push into his bottom. Using his hands to feel what was causing the odd sensation, he felt the tail fins of a wriggling fish sticking out his anus. Before he could do anything, however, the little fish lived up to its name and climbed all the way into his bottom.

The boy shouted for his friends to go and get help and his grandmother, who rushed him to hospital.

At the hospital doctors X-rayed Sonanan, who was in considerable pain from the sharp spines and fins of the little fish that was still thrashing around inside him.

On the X-ray, doctors saw a fish between two and three centimetres long lodged in the entrance to his lower intestine.

Led by Deputy Hospital Director Dr Suchat Thepharak, a team of three doctors held a brainstorming session to decide how to proceed with the delicate removal operation, which was much complicated by the sharp spines of climbing perch.

With the perch facing forward, extracting it tail first would risk the spines or fins puncturing the boy’s intestinal wall. The situation was further exacerbated by the fact that the hardy little fish continued unabated its wriggling struggle for existence.

A frantic search for research papers on similar cases proved fruitless: this was apparently the first case of a climbing perch climbing up someone’s rectum ever recorded in Thailand – and possibly the world.

Doctors first considered pumping anaesthetic gas up the boy’s bottom to knock out the fish, making its retrieval easier. After this plan was dismissed for safety reasons, Dr Bussakon Wangphayon suggested injecting the fish with anaesthetic by sticking a needle up the boy’s rectum, then extracting the spiny intruder with forceps.

If this plan failed, open surgery would be the only remaining option, the doctors concluded.

Decided to go ahead with the injection, the doctors managed to knock the fish out. Then, in a delicate two-hour procedure, they extracted the fish with forceps while continually pushing in the spines inward to prevent them from lodging inside the boy.

At the end of the operation the boy was reported in stable condition, but requiring extended observation owing to the risk of infection.

Asked about the experience, the boy said he would never go fishing again.

Ministry of Public Health Spokesperson Dr Suphan Srithamma advised that when swimming in bodies of water that have small animals like fish and leeches capable of entering through an orifice – especially the anus – people should be sure to wear tight-fitting underwear.

If something unexpected should happen – such as a fish climbing up one’s anus – try to keep as still as possible to prevent it from climbing further up the alimentary canal; then get to hospital as fast as possible.

If the animal has sharp spines there is a risk that it could rupture the intestinal wall and move into the abdominal cavity, which would be very dangerous, Dr Suphan said.

Climbing perch, also known as climbing gouramies, are able to climb out of water and travel short distances on land using gill plates, fins and tail. Their ability to survive on atmospheric oxygen allows them to survive out of water – or even up an anus – for some time in search of a new aquatic home.

Maybe this is why ChiangMai Noon has become such a knobber of late. He has a fish stuck up his bum

This was on Thai TV and in the papers a month or more ago. Just amazing. There was another story about a woman who swallow her toothbrush and had to have it removed around the same time. The fish up the ass is supposedly a first but swallowing a toothbrush happens on occasion.

^ Knew a girl once who would probably take a toilet brush without much trouble.

When I was living in Navanakorn in the early 90s there was a story going around about a girl in the village dying after having a live eel inserted into her by her girlfriend.

Originally Posted by Panda

Knew a girl once who would probably take a toilet brush without much trouble.

Scrubber!