Thread: British tourist is left covered in blood by 20 women at Thai strip club

This all seems at odds with the findings of TD's special investigator.

It's just asian families and gourmands down there these days, apparently.

Originally Posted by cyrille

This all seems at odds with the findings of TD's special investigator.

It's just asian families and gourmands down there these days, apparently.

No, they're pretty unequivocal.

The city was once a sleepy coastal village, but over the last few decades has morphed into a depraved sex tourism destination

I always knew there was a reason I've never visited that shit hole.

^^Most odd.

You'd have thought he'd notice that, especially after all those years combing the Nana area prior to moving.

Dem glutes n quads would produce some teep and lower leg kick power.

Originally Posted by cyrille

This all seems at odds with the findings of TD's special investigator.

It's just asian families and gourmands down there these days, apparently.

No not at all.

The entire conurbation, from Naklua down to Jomtien, is just one seething mass of thousands of dripping cuunts and slippery arseholes getting reamed by the 26 million whoremongers from everywhere in the world, from dusk to dawn, who flock there every year leaving the rest of the country blissfully free of any sordid endeavour permitting all the other guests to Thailand to partake of origami lessons, cookery classes, needlepoint and macrame, from Bangkok to the Islands, etc.

You dozy twerp Cyril, your Chiang Mai billet is the fucking epicentre for you rice queens with your arse bashing of chickenhead catamites and there are more whores in Bangkok than there are 7/11 staff in the whole country.

A cat fight in a strip bar gets reported in the farang press and hey presto, the entire city is a brothel.

You dumb fuck, the entire country is a brothel, one way or another.

^^^That’s a big butt in that pic!

Strip clubs, a gogos, bar beer, gentlemens clubs etc are all just brothels for the desperate and sex addicts to waste money on tarts, who usually hate them, living the dream it aint.

Originally Posted by misskit

^^^That’s a big butt in that pic!

As Jonathan Ross said about Serena Williams, stick a potato up that and you'll get French Fries out the other side.

^^So you're saying that hookers...gasp...fake it?

Originally Posted by britanicus123

Strip clubs, a gogos, bar beer, gentlemens clubs etc are all just brothels for the desperate and sex addicts to waste money on tarts, who usually hate them, living the dream it aint.

Originally Posted by cyrille

^^So you're saying that hookers...gasp...fake it?

Was it LooLoo that put this up.




Which bizarrely made Dill fly off the handle altogether.

^ I know someone else who also flies off the handle at "photofits the fbi would be proud of"


I remember when these news threads were moderated. Nowadays these Pattaya news threads all involve Cyrille and Harry looking down their noses at this sodom and gomorrah 200 metres from Seeking Asses ivory tower.
Let's face it eh?
It doesn't matter where you live in Thailand, back home in your country of birth, all of your family and ex friends think you're a wrongun and shacked up with some Thai bird with a cock

Originally Posted by cyrille

Ah, the 'not many whores compared to Bangkok' line.




Could you be any more transparent?

Meanwhile, dine in any restaurant in Naklua at 6-7pm and you'll see (and hear) a 'stiletto army' of hookers heading out for employment.

They're as predictable and as numerous as mosquitoes.

Christ Cyril, you use that arse of yours for so much in your life you’re beginning to talk out of it.

You gormless burnt out teflers forced to live in some cheap, half- assed, suburban Chiang Mai bothy love to shoot the breeze on your vast experience of Thai life. Trouble is, it’s all based on dim memories of long ago when you were short timing bandy legged, snub nosed Isaan hookers and taking a walk on the wild side frotting with your katoey street dross, or on t’internet.

Stick to what you know, Cyril, running them rice queen parties for the Seppo fags in queer central Chiang Mai. Does ‘Arry get an invite now he’s joined the friends of Dorothy?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

He was sprawled on the ground having been knocked out before being helped to his feet to recover.


He said: 'I'll be alright, I just want to get home to bed.'

Just to note - that was a REALLY bad idea. If you get knocked out - get it properly checked, otherwise you might go to bed and never wake up.

Originally Posted by britanicus123

Strip clubs, a gogos, bar beer, gentlemens clubs etc are all just brothels for the desperate and sex addicts to waste money on tarts, who usually hate them, living the dream it aint.

No shit, Sherlock.

Fucking third world savages for pennies ain’t the sort of activity where you’re concerned about your approval ratings.

https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video...4145892368.mp4

low rent drunken monger and his thunder thighed bugmunching slapper. you certainly get a better class of dross in pattaya.

honestly s.a., when you are balls deep in the "defence of pattaya" hole you have made for yourself, you really need to stop digging. you are becoming rather silly.

it is a whore infested amoral snakepit, that attracts the worst that humanity can offer, like flies to a bucket of steaming shit, and anyone living there is obviously going to be tarred with the same brush.

just as you have been.

and you can blather on and on about your neighbours, the exiled russian oligarchs and the pan european intelligentsia you obsequiously suck up to and how they all sit around the pool sipping fine french wines and discussing the works of dostoevetsky, the music of brahms, and the s and p 500, i mean come on s.a., you are a just retired desk jockey on a government pension, hardly a mover and shaker, so dont you wonder what they say behind your back?

but i digress, and we all know that the only reason any man would take up permanent or even temporary residence in pattaya or its environs, is the ready availability, round the clock, of paid for pussy. there's white pussy, black pussy, wet pussy, loose pussy, tight pussy, hot pussy, smelly pussy, hairy pussy, shaved pussy, thai pussy and of course .... the pussy that dare not speak its name ..... pussy with a cock and balls.

its pattaya for fucks sake. so be proud and own it.

Originally Posted by taxexile

https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/video...4145892368.mp4

low rent drunken monger and his thunder thighed bugmunching slapper. you certainly get a better class of dross in pattaya.

honestly s.a., when you are balls deep in the "defence of pattaya" hole you have made for yourself, you really need to stop digging. you are becoming rather silly.

it is a whore infested amoral snakepit, that attracts the worst that humanity can offer, like flies to a bucket of steaming shit, and anyone living there is obviously going to be tarred with the same brush.

just as you have been.

and you can blather on and on about your neighbours, the exiled russian oligarchs and the pan european intelligentsia you obsequiously suck up to and how they all sit around the pool sipping fine french wines and discussing the works of dostoevetsky, the music of brahms, and the s and p 500, i mean come on s.a., you are a just retired desk jockey on a government pension, hardly a mover and shaker, so dont you wonder what they say behind your back?

but i digress, and we all know that the only reason any man would take up permanent or even temporary residence in pattaya or its environs, is the ready availability, round the clock, of paid for pussy. there's white pussy, black pussy, wet pussy, loose pussy, tight pussy, hot pussy, smelly pussy, hairy pussy, shaved pussy, thai pussy and of course .... the pussy that dare not speak its name ..... pussy with a cock and balls.

its pattaya for fucks sake. so be proud and own it.

The presumption that all men living in Pattaya are obsessed with prostitution is simply puerile, if not just plain, simple stupidity.
The last time Chula did a statistical analysis of the commercial sex industry within the Kingdom they came to the conclusion that over 900,000 women were involved, nationwide.
To think for one moment that Pattaya is the epicentre of it is delusional.
Bangkok is of course the centre of things as it is the primate city for pretty much everything else.
I don’t defend Pattaya, it’s a shithole full of halfwits and cursed with all the infrastructural problems that exist elsewhere - the whores are concentrated in specific areas and are easily avoided. But it has the advantage of all the choices Bkk offers but within a cleaner air environment, more sea breezes, less rain and from where I live, Wongamat, seaviews and a long beach but without the touts one gets elsewhere.
I haven’t the need to go to WS, Soi Buakhao or Sois 6-8.
Incidentally, Thaksin lives next door to me in his beachside condo, albeit one that extends for an entire floor.
Tax, I know you and the blue collar oiks here, all came to Thailand for whores and to find a woman unobtainable elsewhere ( in your case a filly who evidently had no strong feelings about your pointy head and club foot ) but don’t assume I was cut from the same cloth.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

- the whores are concentrated in specific areas and are easily avoided

This guy is more delusional than Hal and Man United

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

This guy is more delusional than Hal and Man United

he's gone full troppo! it's been suspected for a long time, but now conclusively confirmed.

Tax, you live your life through the prism of your own ignorance guided by the editorials from your rag, The Torygraph.

Yingluck was last there on the day or so before the courts delivered their judgement vis-à-vis the rice pledge farce. The entourage was quite impressive which is how one knows in these parts. Thaksin would stay there when HRH was in residence in his castle near Pratumnak.

But really Tax, are you seriously suggesting he is residing within a hospital in Bkk???

You really are losing it, aren’t you.

You silly old dentist. Too much of that laughing gas has fucked up your brain cells.

Christ, even the chickenheads don’t believe that crap.

When he was alive, Boon Rawd, the big boss that is, had his favourite old boats stored in their beach side villa on the other side of our place. Family still get down there from time to time.

And of course the premier yacht club hereabouts is the Varuna club.

But I don’t think they take oiks like you Tax.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

This guy is more delusional than Hal and Man United

How so?