Thread: Police search for Thai mans penis

maybe I should have posted this in the urban myth thread ..

Woman at large with hubby's severed penis






From correspondents in Bangkok | September 01, 2007

A THAI woman is at large with her husband's penis today after discovering the man's unfaithfulness.
Pornbun Sinthusin, 35, came home in Bangkok yesterday and found her 34-year-old husband Ploeng Plaekratoke in bed with another woman, said police Lieutenant Colonel Kornwat Hunpradit.
She later gave him several beers before cutting off his penis with "a sharp object,'' Lt-Col Kornwat said.
The husband was now in intensive care.
"We suspect she took both her weapon and her husband's penis because we cannot find the penis in their apartment. We even checked a toilet but she did not dump it there,'' Lt-Col Kornwat said.

Woman at large with hubby's severed penis | The Australian

I suspect there is a happy & well fed duck at the back of the house

Originally Posted by peterpan

I suspect there is a happy & well fed duck at the back of the house

Or maybe there is a nice blended drink waiting in the fridge!

Thailand leads the World in the tecnique of sewing them back on, 'cos they have had a lot of practice.

Friend of mine is SO scared his will be cut off he sleeps in shorts back to front!

Ive always slept with my dick safely in my hand ! long before I came to Thailand .

^ But do you hold your hand still or move it up and down a lot??

Conficious say man who go to bed at nite with sex on mind, wake up with solution in his hand...

^

Maybe she'll sew it onto her own, and become a ladyboy!

Originally Posted by baldrick

Police search for Thai mans penis

Are they really that small?

^ You'd be surprised. I'm sure you may know about that already.

Originally Posted by blackgang

^ But do you hold your hand still or move it up and down a lot??

No just the odd squease now and then to make sure its still there !