Looking for a english teacher

[Rigger]

I am looking for a english teacher for our Thai mechanic who already is well advanced compared to most Thais and speaks Australian at the moment.
He lives in Phichit provence and would like to know if there are any private or class english lessons in the area and how much would it cost ?

[ChiangMai noon]

speaks Australian at the moment.

in which case he is waaaay beyond help, at any price.

[watterinja]

^^ Contact Bangkok Shill at Ajarnforum - he'll work out a sure-fire way to transform your Aussielish lad to Engrish - at a small fee, of course.

[Lily]

in which case he is waaaay beyond help, at any price.

Reds on the way or I might write you a nasty litter!

[ChiangMai noon]

lilian.

i am stumped on your cryptic chrimble clue (across)...it's a 2 word answer right?

[Lily]

Yep. It isn't a really good clue because I did have it as tinsel but that wasnt any good, so I felt obliged to put another in for that space.

But think of what you may do while you are eating your Christmas dinner.

I'll give you a red, if you get it

[Marmite the Dog]

But think of what you may do while you are eating your Christmas dinner.

Fart?

[watterinja]

^

[Lily]

^^Is fart two words?

You would be banished if you farted at my Christmas table.

[Mister Fixit]

I am looking for a english teacher for our Thai mechanic who already is well advanced compared to most Thais and speaks Australian at the moment.
He lives in Phichit provence and would like to know if there are any private or class english lessons in the area and how much would it cost ?

Is that PiChit 'provence' in France? :-)

[Mister Fixit]

^^Is fart two words?

OK then. Break wind?

[Texpat]

pass gass

bust out

let loose

thunder downunder

rip snort

[watterinja]

tot... (Thai)

[sharon]

He lives in Phichit

That's my home town. There is an English guy lives around me, 2 blocks next to me but sadly, he doesn't like to social with people and his lovely wife doesn't want him to talk to people around there too, she said he would know too much then he will be uncontrolled by her.

[Rigger]

she said he would know too much then he will be uncontrolled by her.

Yes I see a few like that around my way, Normaly by the time you get to talk to them you find out they have bought some land for twice the normal price with the family pocketing half the money. Or they wont want them hanging around with me incase I tell there new ATM that they are the town bike for the young Thais.
So looks like theres no english teachers then ?

[Dalton]

So looks like theres no english teachers then ?

What about Danish ?? Will that be any help ??

[Rigger]

What about Danish

Wooden shoe's, wooden head, would'nt foking know

[Dalton]

Wooden shoe's, wooden head, would'nt foking know

That's in Holland ! ! ! Jeez mate, I thourght you were an Aussie, but you post indicates that you're a bladdy Yank

[Rigger]

That's in Holland

What are these then
DANISH CLOGS, Danish homestore DANISH CLOGS

[Rigger]

Danish wear clogs - Google Search=

[Dalton]

Some links to producers of shoes, but that aint real wooden shoes...

Wooden Shoes Dutch Wood Clogs Of Holland Wooden shoes Dancing Dutch Clogs Online

Clog (shoe - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

Not a word about Denmark, we dont wear shite gay shoes like that...

[Rigger]

we dont wear shite gay shoes like that...

I am sure you had wooden shoes on the other day

[Dalton]

^ It was flip-flops...You had bad hang-overs mate

[sharon]

^What's wrong with flip flops?

[Dalton]

^ They are not a gay symbol Wooden shoes are