Back to Star Parker. Ever wondered why her Wiki Page was scrubbed? Liberals cannot stand a successful black chick who rejects the notion government owes them. Anyhow, here's a feel good story. Language is a little raw but on point:Coming in from work I hit my last stoplight and traffic came to a screeching halt, the reason being about 20 OWS protesters waving signs, disrupting traffic, throwing hissy fits and generally misbehaving.
I saw a sign that said “We are the 99%” and I was thinking Let’s see, Modesto has 200,000 people in it and they’ve got 20 protesters. That’s a far cry from 99%.
Anyways, there’s this one hippie, great big motherf***** about 6′ 5″, crossing the street back and forth waving his sign and holding up traffic, so I yelled at him to go find a f****** job and let me get home from mine.
He responds with “Shut the f*** up and go pay your taxes” and I came back with “I do.”
“And what do you get from that?” he yells.
“Self respect, you c*********. Try it sometime.”
Then this dumb, stupid sonofabitch, walks out into traffic, comes over to my truck and then lays his hands on my door and starts to say something.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.
I gassed him. I hit him full in the face with a looooong blast of pepper spray. I mean, I leaned out the window and followed him all the way to the ground with it.
He hit the ground and started rolling around crying like the little bitch he was, but he wasn’t getting much sympathy. Horns and cheers erupted all around.
Just as the light changed I leaned out and told the f****** hippie “Better get used to that s*** son, if you want to be a real revolutionary.”
Best of all, the story has a happy ending:Now check this out: I didn’t try to get away, I didn’t try to hide, I just drove home. The law has yet to arrive, and it’s been over an hour, so I’m guessing that not a single soul got my license plate and turned me in.
It’s been a few days. Still apparently nothing. The hippie should be finished crying by now.
Knuckledraggin my life away: Modesto ain't New York, motherfucker. We don't go for that shit around here.