Politicians - what do they really care about?

[pseudolus]

Case closed. Bunch of arseholes only interested in their own financial gain. Hang them from the tower.

[Neo]

At a guess I think most of them care about having coke blown up their bums by rent boys at S&M fisting parties.

[pseudolus]

At a guess I think most of them care about having coke blown up their bums by rent boys at S&M fisting parties.

As long as MI5 is there to keep it all under wraps, D notices to prevent the press reporting it until the establishment is fed up with said politician, long will it continue.

[rickschoppers]

Money and power, power and money, money and power,...........

[thaimeme]

Money and power, power and money, money and power,...........

...and corporations/special interests.

[rickschoppers]

^
Are these not subcategories?

[withnallstoke]

having coke blown up their bums by rent boys at S&M fisting parties.

How does one get into this here parliament jobby?

[Necron99]

having coke blown up their bums by rent boys at S&M fisting parties.

How does one get into this here parliament jobby?

It all starts with having been a rent boy....

[withnallstoke]

So far so good.

[pseudolus]

So far so good.

Ideally you will need to have been born into a very rich family with at least one parent and grand parent having been a pig at the parliament trough. Being rich might get you in, same as being a TV celebrity as well. You need to sell your soul to the Tory or Labour devil the moment you are elected as well.

[withnallstoke]

^ Well thats pissed on my bonfire.