Thread: Penny Mordaunt Prime Minister of the UK.

1. Eight candidates make it onto the ballot for the Conservative Party leadership contest
2. The chair of the 1922 Committee, Sir Graham Brady, announces those who have received the support of at least 20 MPs
3. The eight are Kemi Badenoch, Suella Braverman, Jeremy Hunt, Penny Mordaunt, Rishi Sunak, Liz Truss, Tom Tugendhat and Nadhim Zahawi
4. Sajid Javid and Rehman Chishti withdraw from the contest just minutes before the deadline
5. Candidates are pitching their bids to fellow Tory MPs at a closed hustings in Westminster. They each have 12 minutes to speak
6. Successful contenders will go through to a vote on Wednesday, with the final two candidates selected before the end of next week
7. The winner will be announced on 5 September

Is she the classy one that recently flipped off the press?

I wood.

Originally Posted by Backspin

I wood.

I concur

Originally Posted by Backspin

I wood.

Yes, you are a well known lover of the chubsters.

I knew Switch would be scared. He's not used to the womanly features.

Originally Posted by Backspin

I wood.

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

we aren't talking about what she looks like

’We’?

Referring to you and backspit?

You’ll blind yourself to anything just to spread your shallow, self absorbed ‘understanding’ of feminism.

… wrong person…

I've heard of Jeremy Hunt, I think. Ring's a bell or is it just from Cockney Slang?

Maybe that was Helen Hunt.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Helen Hunt

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Cockney Slang

Is a ....

Achilles heel will be her stance on pro Trans rights. Sunak still the favourite, though Tugendhat won't be that far away.

Originally Posted by PAG

Achilles heel will be her stance on pro Trans rights

Will that really be a prob with Conservative party members?

Originally Posted by Backspin

womanly features.

Fat, mushy squishy flab. Up to you hoser.

You certainly like having something to hold onto, backsy.

Well I wouldn't.

Originally Posted by Lantern

Well I wouldn't.

Of course you wouldn't. Not theoretically anyway. But in reality , you probably would if she was twice as heavy

Originally Posted by Lantern

Well I wouldn't.

Nope, same . . . byt Backspit flies to Jamaica with the express aim to screw the ugliest black hookers.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Is she the classy one that recently flipped off the press?

Wouldn't be far off the mark with this lot

Originally Posted by Norton

Will that really be a prob with Conservative party members?

One would hope and think they are not religious nutters like in the US

Originally Posted by panama hat

Nope, same . .

So if you were theoretically single, at the bar. You end up talking to her. And towards the end of the night she starts walking you to her hotel room. You are going turn her down. Sure you would.

Either dishonesty or homosexuality me thinks.

Originally Posted by Backspin

So if you were theoretically single, at the bar. You end up talking to her. And towards the end of the night she starts walking you to her hotel room. You are going turn her down. Sure you would.

Either dishonesty or homosexuality me thinks.

Neither ... Just standards. You should try it sometime.

Originally Posted by panama hat

Neither ... Just standards. You should try it sometime.

He's puerile.

Originally Posted by Backspin

I knew a hoard of insecure wankers would show up and talk a big standards game. But that's what it is. Just talk. I've noticed that some of the biggest talkers end up having the lowest standards in practice. I've noticed this so many times.


Is this broad perfect ? Hell no. But she's a 49 year old British politician. For a middle aged British female politician , she's alright.

Man-child who is rating a female politician by her looks has some things he'd like to say about insecurity...

This is where the Venn Diagram of a stupid take; pathological need for attention; and knowing he can't gain it with an interesting or informative take just becomes one big circle with this stupid fuck.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Man-child who is rating a female politician by her looks has some things he'd like to say about insecurity...

This is where the Venn Diagram of a stupid take; pathological need for attention; and knowing he can't gain it with an interesting or informative take just becomes one big circle with this stupid fuck.

Mr. Underpants is a week behind

Her soubriquet among the wags of Whitehall is " Penny Dormant " on account of her inability to say or do anything remotely memorable or relevant.

This stable of runners is truly a gaggle of old nags all of whom were selected by BoJo, not for any true talent, but for their servility and willingness to embrace Brexit, and because of that inferiority would make him look almost gifted.