this is the guy responsible for:

  • brokering peace between the israelis and palestinians
  • reorganizing the US federal government (seriously)
  • negotiating relations with both mexico and canada.
  • oh, and as you can see in the photo above, he's in iraq too.



to my knowledge there has never been a member of any other administration with such extensive responsibilities.

but you might be thinking...well, maybe he's incredibly qualified for this diverse array of tasks that would normally take a team of highly seasoned professional to accomplish successfully.

i guess....if you consider his only real experience was running his family's real estate business while his father was in prison.


btw, you would be excused for thinking that photo was a still taken from a wes anderson movie.