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    Quote of the Day

    A thread for all those politically-related quotes:

    Feminists won't be satisfied until every abortion is performed by a black gay doctor under an endangered tree on a reservation for handicapped Indians.

    -- Florence King, 1978

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    A friend of mine was asked to a costume ball a short time ago. He slapped some egg on his face and went as a liberal economist. -- Ronald Maximus

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    This was ripped from facebook but could apply to most polititians and quite a few posters on the forum.

    I am not a smartarse......

    I am a skilled, trained professional in pointing out the obvious, and I speak fluent sarcasm.

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    I have often been called a Nazi, and, although it is unfair, I don't let it bother me. I don't let it bother me for one simple reason. No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal.

    -- PJ O'Rourke
    A Deplorable Bitter Clinger

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    A Liberal is someone who is determined to reach into your shower and adjust the water temperature for you" - William F. Buckley

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    Military men are just dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy.”

    “It is not a matter of what is true that counts, but a matter of what is perceived to be true.”
    ― Henry Kissinger

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    "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'" -- Ronald Maximus

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    I try to stay chipper about Rachel Dolezal and the rest of this stuff, but it's not really funny, is it? More and more levers of civilization appear to be in the hands of the clinically insane.

    -- Mark Steyn

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    “Republicans approve of the American farmer, but they are willing to help him go broke. They stand four-square for the American home--but not for housing. They are strong for labor--but they are stronger for restricting labor's rights. They favor minimum wage--the smaller the minimum wage the better. They endorse educational opportunity for all--but they won't spend money for teachers or for schools. They think modern medical care and hospitals are fine--for people who can afford them. They consider electrical power a great blessing--but only when the private power companies get their rake-off. They think American standard of living is a fine thing--so long as it doesn't spread to all the people. And they admire of Government of the United States so much that they would like to buy it.”
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    Back in the thirties we were told we must collectivize the nation because the people were so poor. Now we are told we must collectivize the nation because the people are so rich. -- William F. Buckley Jr.

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    "Hypocrisy is a value that I think has been embraced by the Republican Party. We get lectured by people all day long about moral values by people who have their own moral shortcomings."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boon Mee View Post
    "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'" -- Ronald Maximus
    "The nine most terrifying words in industry are, 'I'm an Engineer and I'm here to help you..

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    "Some people wonder all their lives if they've made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem." -- Ronald Maximus

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    ”We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.” ~ Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele.

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    If your contention is that we have to do something, and that the something you propose does nothing to actually prevent mass shootings, then you're just using a tragedy for a broader political agenda. -- anon

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    "My favorite part about the Obama era is all the Racial Healing" -- Jon Gabriel

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    "People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example, than by the example of our power"

    Bill Clinton (five years after the disastrous invasion of Iraq)

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    Quote Originally Posted by sabang View Post
    "People the world over have always been more impressed by the power of our example, than by the example of our power"

    Bill Clinton (five years after the disastrous invasion of Iraq)
    Which his wife voted for...

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    “We have a lot of work to do. It’s a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq-Pakistan border.” ~ John McCain.

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    "Oh, Miley. Thanks for giving us the best example of what "tolerance" looks like in Hollywood: it looks a lot like contempt."

    -- Bristol Palin responding to Miley Cyrus claiming she's the least judgmental person in the world, then immediately condemning Christian fundamentalists and her own parents.

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    "Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel."

    -- Homer Simpson

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