Thread: 2016 Republican US Presidential Candidates

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Originally Posted by jabir

No Republican candidate is ever loved by the media, so there's nothing new about what's going on except Trump is hanging himself without much help, which he would get anyway.

Clinton just needs to hope whatever's causing her involuntary seizures/spasms (MS?) that requires a full time medic on standby (the big black guy is not SS) does not erupt or can be lied away until after she's sworn in.

You've been listening to Alex Jones again haven't you.




See that big fucker stood next to her?

He's not a doctor, he's Secret Service.

He might be banging her as well, but who knows.

You don't have enough money to rent me for an hour to watch Alex Jones.

Alex Jones, goodness me...!

Originally Posted by jabir

You don't have enough money to rent me for an hour to watch Alex Jones.

Alex Jones, goodness me...!

I probably do, but I don't mix with men that rent themselves out.

Talk to Buttplug.

What to make of the. Trump appoints Breitbart chief as campaign manager.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...llyanne-conway

Originally Posted by Cujo

What to make of the. Trump appoints Breitbart chief as campaign manager.

An act of desperation.

,……

#sayswho

We are getting to the point that many Republicans are already writing off the presidency. I guess longway will be flouncing soon.

Somebody put up this statue in Seattle today;

^Attractive looking city .

There's a new Twitter trend, #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots, where people are posting movie reviews in the style of Trump's tweets.

It comes as even the New York City's parks department took a shot at Trump over those statues pictured above: after taking down a naked statue of Trump the department told AFP in an email: "NYC Parks stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small."

Anyway here are some of the better #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots:

1. Jaws (1975): Big shark. Biggest shark you ever saw. I saw it, folks. Huge. Police chief. Great guy, friend of mine. He KILLED it

2. 12 Angry Men (1957): A weak liberal tricks 11 guys into letting a Hispanic criminal go free. Sad.

3. Aladdin (1992): This guy, Aladdin - hes making terrible, the worst deals. Believe me folks, I would've got 4, 5, even 12 wishes - @squashmahan

4. Edward Scissorhands (1990): This guy had scissors instead of hands. Huge scissors. A loser though, very sad. My hands are totally normal (@Dean-Nimbly)

5. Titanic (1997): Immigrants drive the biggest boat, huge, they drive it into an iceberg, killing true Americans. True story! Sad. - @dritchie

6. The Lion King (1993): Scar - strong leader, respected. Jungle going great. Now? A mess! - @bjnovak

7. Finding Nemo (2003): There's this fish who gets lost and his father... by the way we're doing very well with fish. Fish love me.

8. Star Wars: A New Hope (1977): A long time ago in a galaxy-and I do business in galaxies, folks. And I know the Empire! They buy my apartments! - @Haroldltz

9. Godzilla (1954): Big lizard, who happens to be, we believe, Mexican, destroys Tokyo because it doesn't have a wall. - @joesentme

10. 12 Years a Slave (2013): 12 Years A Slave; Look at my African-Americans over there. Look at them. Aren't they the greatest?

11. E.T (1982): He was an illegal alien, and we sent him home! End of story! - @Dreamweasel

12. The Lord of The Rings trilogy (2001-2003): Little Frodo, very small guy, tries to destroy a ring, it takes forever, total loser. I'd do it quicker, believe me

13. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005): Absolutely terrible. Oompa Loompas are taking jobs away from hard working AMERICANS. Shame on Crooked Mr Wonka!

14. The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants (2005): These women travel with these pants. A sisterhood, whatever that is. I have many pants! Just get more pants ladies!

15. How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days (2003): She's a loser, ok. She's losing. I could lose a guy in 4 days. Probably 2 days. I lose guys so good you don't know.

16. Harry Potter series (2001-2011): Voldemort, great guy. Ridding the magic world of immigrants. Crooked Harry can't be trusted

17. The Great Escape (1963): Steve McQueen plays a loser. I like people who WEREN'T captured

18. Citizen Kane (1941): Publisher of a failing newspaper misses his sled! I have the greatest sleds, sleighs, and toboggans.

19. Back to the Future (1985): Biff—great guy, good friend of mine—they ruin his life! Doc and Marty—total losers. Can't win without time machine.

20. Fight Club (1999): I really shouldn't talk about. I shouldn't. I CAN'T. But really folks, I can't. Ok? Ok. It's a fight club.

The artist has the hands too big.

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

Attractive looking city

Yep that one pic some the whole place up.

Originally Posted by bsnub

We are getting to the point that many Republicans are already writing off the presidency. I guess longway will be flouncing soon.

The problem is that the Republicans need Chump to raise money for the House campaigns, so they can't just ditch him.

Fucking great, caught between a rock and a hard place.

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

^Attractive looking city .

It should be called "Fagattle."

^ Posted from his mums basement in spanaway.

opps wait...no basements in spunaway.

Originally Posted by bsnub

^ Posted from his mums basement in spanaway.

opps wait...no basements in spunaway.

I got my own place and I don't live in Spanaway, bro'.

The Trumpettes are in denial about his inevitable yuge defeat. Many people are saying he's going to claim Hillary was abducted by aliens next.

Originally Posted by Humbert

The Ukrainian government is saying that Paul Mantafort was responsible for organizing the big anti-US demonstrations in Kiev a few years ago. Trump and his cronies are sucking Putin's c**k big time. Many people are saying 'how can we trust a guy this disloyal to his own country?'

It's OK, Manafort has been sidelined in favour of some even worse nutters.

Should be good.

Dublin pub decorates urinal with Donald Trump's portrait


A pub in Dublin has decorated its urinal with a portrait of Republican candidate Donald Trump.

Staff at the newly-opened Adelphi pub said that they hadn't received any complaints yet about the urinal's new look, but they would take it down if the Republican candidate were to be elected president in November, Irish media reported.

Dublin pub decorates urinal with Donald Trump's portrait

Dublin pub decorates urinal with Donald Trump's portrait



A pub in Dublin has decorated its urinal with a portrait of Republican candidate Donald Trump.

Staff at the newly-opened Adelphi pub said that they hadn't received any complaints yet about the urinal's new look, but they would take it down if the Republican candidate were to be elected president in November, Irish media reported.

Dublin pub decorates urinal with Donald Trump's portrait