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    Got the passport back in 10 days! Had a very...

    Got the passport back in 10 days!

    Had a very straight forward application, I was out of there in no time. Then got the shout to pick it up 10 days later. Pretty good considering it was sent to the...
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    Hi Dirk, I didn't register the birth with the...

    Hi Dirk,

    I didn't register the birth with the UK government. It seemed pointless to me because you can apply for the passport without it. If it was required to get a passport i would have.

    I...
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    Is this an April fool joke?

    Is this an April fool joke?
  4. Thread: Ganja

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    What does "A racehorse between three" mean? ...

    What does "A racehorse between three" mean?

    It is a bit technical now with all the different strains, but with the advent of legalisation/permitted medicinal use in some American states they have...
  5. Thread: Ganja

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    White widow isn't a great choice of strain for...

    The best high I remember was from White Widow, well the first hour of giggles were........until that pale as a ghost, monged, nauseous and paranoid trip hit in and I went home turned off the phone...
  6. Brilliant advertising for the place.

    Brilliant advertising for the place.
  7. Very good, but no. He is older than me by about...

    Yes, your Wife's father probably calls you pee....
    [/QUOTE]

    Very good, but no. He is older than me by about 20 years. Im sure your wife's family have many names for you.
  8. When i first met the extended family they didn't...

    Is that what your Thai family refer to you as?

    Fooooooooooook.[/QUOTE]

    When i first met the extended family they didn't seem to know what else to call me. It wasn't meant as an insult and they...
  9. Perhaps the OP wants to explain to a thai they...

    Perhaps the OP wants to explain to a thai they know what it feels like to be referred to as a farang.
    By being able to provide a word in the thai language which is not polite or is deemed...
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    If caught wanking, simply speed up and aim for...

    If caught wanking, simply speed up and aim for their eyes.

    They usually leave of their own accord.
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    Possibly not mate, but i still think it strange...

    Possibly not mate, but i still think it strange to see it in writing that they refer to her as a child but she has been married.
    I realise it could happen in Thailand also with the parents...
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    Shocking story. Did anyone else wonder why...

    Shocking story.

    Did anyone else wonder why they are referring to the suspect as a 16 year old child when she has been married and divorced?
    Old enough to marry then surely old enough to be...
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    Look at the shifty fucker. And that lion's mane...

    Look at the shifty fucker. And that lion's mane is all matted with spunk.
    I bet since Yewtree he shits himself every time there is a knock at the door.
  14. The tits are probably fake as well.

    The tits are probably fake as well.
  15. Crikey. I think we are in the end times now.

    Crikey. I think we are in the end times now.
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    I used a UK debit card and it was accepted. Im...

    I used a UK debit card and it was accepted. Im afraid i don't know if a Thai one will work but can't see why not.

    Call or email the trendy office and ask them to clarify.
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    Im not sure if this will help but i recently...

    Im not sure if this will help but i recently applied for and received my sons passport (took 13 days from applying) through Trendy in Bangkok.

    The thread i wrote about it may help some as it...
  18. Given that you have completely misunderstood what...

    Given that you have completely misunderstood what the table is showing you, i would say you may not be that bright either.
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    Update. I received the email to go and collect...

    Update.

    I received the email to go and collect my sons passport on the 26th of August. Just under 2 weeks after submitting the application. Not bad at all.
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    Have a look at the link to the UK Gov website in...

    Have a look at the link to the UK Gov website in my post.

    https://www.gov.uk/overseas-passports

    From there you can go through the steps to see what you need to do but basically its the same as...
  21. Thread: Pook

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    It means that you told her you were from England...

    It means that you told her you were from England and she was telling you what she thought you wanted to hear.
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    Milk thistle helps preemptively and post bender....

    Milk thistle helps preemptively and post bender. It really helps your liver repair itself and gets it back to working on eliminating the toxins from your system

    Ask the pharmacy for Samarin.
    ...
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    Hope that is the end of the queries and it will...

    turns out they wanted more documents from my countersignatory. I knew I should have gone for a Brit but they did say countersignatrys from commonwealth countries was fine.[/QUOTE]

    Hope that is...
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    Would be a much simpler process if we were based...

    Would be a much simpler process if we were based in the UK. Could even go and get his passport issued within a few hours if i used the premium service.
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    Saw one on the road today in a silvery grey...

    Saw one on the road today in a silvery grey colour. Not sure i like the front of it, but the colour suited the truck.
    Not just saying that because i have a 2013 version either.

    I think a...
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    That's interesting. I have never heard of them...

    I have done everything they asked but the Overseas Passport Team contacted my counter-signatory needing more documents 2 weeks before I expected them to issue the passport. Still waiting to hear...
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    They are a guilty pleasure of mine but I'm not...

    They are a guilty pleasure of mine but I'm not allowed them anymore. Particularly before any car journeys.

    Brooklyn Diner make good pizzas and are handily on the food panda app. No need to even...
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    I just applied for my child's first UK passport

    I recently applied for my child's first UK passport. It wasn't a difficult process but it does mean a bit of document gathering, photocopying and a trip to the Trendy Condo Building in Bangkok.
    You...
  29. Though hopefully not from JJ.

    Though hopefully not from JJ.
  30. When it comes to celebrating the 70th anniversary...

    When it comes to celebrating the 70th anniversary of the atomic bombs dropped in Japan, no one will beat the Chinese for effect.
    I haven't seen the US or UK attempts yet, but i doubt they will out...
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    My experience of the DLT in Chonburi was similar...

    My experience of the DLT in Chonburi was similar to Fondles.

    Farangs were grouped together on the pretence that it meant they would only have to explain the tests in english once. They didn't...
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    I am going to go and renew my (expired) 1 year...

    I am going to go and renew my (expired) 1 year licence soon and it seems things have changed slightly from the last time i was there.

    The DLT site details the requirements for renewing a 5 year...
  33. Hardly a tragedy is it? Unfortunate, maybe.

    Hardly a tragedy is it? Unfortunate, maybe.
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    Why go to the trouble when you could just burn...

    Why go to the trouble when you could just burn them?
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    Obviously didn't get much warning as i saw only...

    Obviously didn't get much warning as i saw only one or two life rafts deployed.

    I thought they would deploy by themselves once they were submerged.

    I work at sea myself and have terrible...
  36. Those blue plastic tube type water syringes have...

    Those blue plastic tube type water syringes have been banned for as long as i have been here, but it doesn't make any odds.

    People still sell them and people still use them. Just have to put them...
  37. Could come in very handy if bitten by a snake.

    Could come in very handy if bitten by a snake.
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    Did you never play poo sticks as a kid?

    Did you never play poo sticks as a kid?
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    Not in my imagination. In my head they are...

    Not in my imagination. In my head they are flawless, beautifully sculpted boxes.
    They should be, shouldn't they?

    No point crowing about it if its just a franken-fanny that looks like a dropped...
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    Must have been fucking bad before they noticed it...

    Must have been fucking bad before they noticed it over the smell of their own house.
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    Bit stingy of them not to show the finished...

    Bit stingy of them not to show the finished article, is it?
  42. https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2014/04/2591.j...

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2014/04/2591.jpg
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    What a load of shite

    UNICEF Makes Music Video Reminding People Not to Shit Outside

    Poo2Loo: Poo Party - YouTube

    "More than 620 million Indians, or half the country's population, defecate openly outside on a daily...
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    For the record, i have never wanked off a dog.

    ....The human master has some important advantages over an alpha, provides food and shelter, and pleasure with his hands, he's not a mere alpha but a God. We don't have to behave like dogs to keep...
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    This is not limited to service staff expectant of...

    This is not limited to service staff expectant of a tip. A similar thing happened with a cashier in Bangkok Pattaya Hospital the other day when i paid the bill.

    The bill ended with 600, so i...
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    It would bother me, but i suppose it doesn't make...

    It's gotta be better then shitting in a bucket in your livingroom (I'd imagine)
    Take a news paper - read it while taking a crap - and then use it to wipe your arse.
    Next.[/QUOTE]

    It would bother...
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    If you can get one delivered, i would suggest the...

    If you can get one delivered, i would suggest the aeropress.

    AeroPress® | AEROBIE® High Performance Sport Toys

    It really makes phenomenal tasting coffee, from average beans and really lets you...
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    Kodomo and Baby mild are widely available in Big...

    Kodomo and Baby mild are widely available in Big C and Tesco. Right next to all the rest of the baby stuff.
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    Pics or it didn't happen :)

    If your avatar is a selfie, you look pretty healthy, Miss Traveller.

    Nice rack! :D[/quote]
    Only if you prefer mammoth size......:yuck::puke:

    I'll take a rain check, thanks.[/QUOTE]
    You are...
  50. I know what you are saying, but i hardly think...

    I know what you are saying, but i hardly think their record on this case has been exemplary. He nicked an under 15 and got a very light sentence before going on to rape at least 10 children, killing...
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