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  1. If it is 3-way does that mean you get to paw the...

    If it is 3-way does that mean you get to paw the lesbian lover?

    Or maybe just watch?

    Either way sounds good.
  2. Not to mention Naughty Noi in Soi 6 I got...

    Not to mention Naughty Noi in Soi 6



    I got away with 500b in reply to a request for 1000 last time I was on holiday but Dilly put me straight on the untimely demise of BIB bribery and I dumped...
  3. That is enough detail about your well documented...

    That is enough detail about your well documented seedy and sleazy underbelly Spinner

    Strange place for a gang murder but a similar thing happened at Sydney Airport not that long back if I recall
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    Having a late Indian summer in the autumn down...

    Having a late Indian summer in the autumn down under so cue the icy cold bubbles.

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    Eurofighter Typhoon leads the squadron out today to show a united western front standing shoulder to...
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    ^^^^^^^^I remember an xHamster clip featuring...

    ^^^^^^^^I remember an xHamster clip featuring some fella pushing (mercifully lubricated) billiard balls up a Japanese lady's farter.

    I wonder if the above advert was maybe inspired (either...
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    The fossil record shows that multicellular life...

    The fossil record shows that multicellular life evolved here on Earth.

    Very unlikely that multicellular life would have evolved independently twice in the same solar system in only a few billion...
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    ^Good design with handrail for steadying yourself...

    ^Good design with handrail for steadying yourself with a skinful of Penfolds Grange!



    It gets much worse than that...

    Show us your impulse buy

    Show us your impulse buy
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    No wonder you need an elevator with that fully...

    No wonder you need an elevator with that fully stocked walk-in climate controlled wine cellar :)

    A stannah stair-lift would not have been in keeping with the general opulent ambience
  9. I know from many business trips of yore that...

    I know from many business trips of yore that there is nothing as stinky as a tiny Tokyo hotel room

    You can smell decades of stale recycled tobacco smoke coming from the aircon vents in the tiny...
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    Champion Gaffer Icey - full marks ...

    Champion Gaffer Icey - full marks

    https://teakdoor.com/attachments/construction-in-thailand/68445d1620386328-south-australian-new-house-build-015a0167-jpg

    No female farting allowed in that...
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    ^ Q. Why did the crafty old hen not cross the...

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    Q. Why did the crafty old hen not cross the ocean to the land down yonder?

    A. Because Dan Murphy's did not order any yet

    But I will keep my cockless ear to the ground Barry
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    ^Looks good, thanks Finally got round to...

    ^Looks good, thanks

    Finally got round to watching Tenet

    Not sure if I followed it 100% but it all seemed like jolly good fun so I am sure

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    would be somewhere in a fair ballpark
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    Speckly hen with my autumn cigarette. 68464 ...

    Speckly hen with my autumn cigarette.

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    Upgraded the brutal take-no-prisoners A-10 to 1/48 and went with the rare night-fighter twin-seat prototype variant.
  14. 68330 Talking Heads - Road to Nowhere...

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    Talking Heads - Road to Nowhere (Official Video) - YouTube
  15. Your missus looks hot in those knee-length boot...

    Your missus looks hot in those knee-length boot pics you post up sometimes Chitty.

    I think the fish sauce flatulence is a fair and reasonable price to be paying for those lush legs.
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    The problem is not the rise of China but the rise...

    The problem is not the rise of China but the rise of totalitarianism.

    Some believe that western democracy, as flawed and unwieldy a work in progress as it may seem at times, is still the...
  17. Strigils is on the money here I'm afraid Nids ...

    Strigils is on the money here I'm afraid Nids

    I finished lecture 66 of the 72 lecture course today so I am on the home straight and my graduation ceremony is booked in.

    You simply can no longer...
  18. She was lying on her side facing away with her...

    She was lying on her side facing away with her bottom sticking out pointedly and pointing towards me, so definitely in my very general and specific direction.

    My scheming brain is now wondering if...
  19. Thread: Name That Car

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    Looks like the mancy popo's needs to get onnit on...

    Looks like the mancy popo's needs to get onnit on their car bonnit

    Looks a bit loose and shoogly.

    ^^Headlight profile looks a bit range roverish
  20. Honourable Japanese Lady can do a gentle fart...

    Honourable Japanese Lady can do a gentle fart while she is asleep.

    I have never previously known any woman to be able to do this.

    I don't find it comforting or reassuring but I do find it...
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    The Empire isn't finished yet. We are doing an...

    The Empire isn't finished yet.

    We are doing an encore.

    UK Carrier Strike Group sails (Short edit) - YouTube

    Keeping naval order in East Asia since 1839 and coming to a port near you soon.
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  22. ^^Maybe that is Heady's trick ^Those are Coles...

    ^^Maybe that is Heady's trick

    ^Those are Coles own-brand-econo-beans

    I much prefer Heinz but the weirdly small 290g can does not give the right portion size

    Can't remember trying Watties but...
  23. I heated the pan a bit hotter this time and the...

    I heated the pan a bit hotter this time and the eggs turned white straight away

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    But it still took such a long tome to build a head of steam that the yolks were half solid by the time the...
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    Mini Minx. She moved to Brissy. Thought I had...

    Mini Minx. She moved to Brissy. Thought I had seen the last of her but it seems not.



    It is a lady's prerogative to just show up.

    I am too old for drama so I guess things will have to be...
  25. I had a crack at the 2 eggs pan method this...

    I had a crack at the 2 eggs pan method this evening.

    Little kitchen paper blocking steam hole.

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    I think the pan might not have been hot enough. This little pan is thicker than my other...
  26. Jesus, I would never have the bails to jump off a...

    Jesus, I would never have the bails to jump off a building.

    Heights give me the complete shits.

    Respect.

    If and when I decide to off myself it will be something much more peaceful probably...
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    ^My intentions in this case would be entirely...

    ^My intentions in this case would be entirely honourable and platonic

    She still has the same timid mouse demeanour I remember which rekindles in me this sense of protective concern for her well...
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    ^Pants on fire. She was the 2nd of 2 virginities...

    ^Pants on fire. She was the 2nd of 2 virginities that I have ever taken to my knowledge.

    Which reminds me to schedule a rewatch of the classic Daniel Day Lewis movie 'There Will Be Blood'

    I...
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    Prime Minister Scott Morrison has denied a major...

    Prime Minister Scott Morrison has denied a major investment in military bases in northern Australia is aimed at sending a message to China.

    Key points:

    Scott Morrison says all of the ADF's...
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    I got it mixed up. It was not the artist's...

    I got it mixed up.

    It was not the artist's wife who is in Manon Des Source, it is the artist's muse; the one who spent most of La Belle Noiseusse in the buff

    She gets her kit of in Manon Des...
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    ^I catch green tree frogs now and again when they...

    ^I catch green tree frogs now and again when they happen along and feed them moths for a few days and let them go but this one was the tiniest one I have ever fostered. He was the brightest greenest...
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    Today my garden has this tiny green tree frog in...

    Today my garden has this tiny green tree frog in it somewhere.

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    The Minx popped in on short notice last week and was standing on the doorstep in her flip-flops when the cutest bright green...
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    Last of the rouge bubbles to celebrate an...

    Last of the rouge bubbles to celebrate an approved 1.9% budget increase in defence spending, affording a long overdue squadron upgrade for the legend F-15 and F-16 from 1/72 to 1/48 scale as part of...
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    The yellow flowers did feature in her X-rated...

    The yellow flowers did feature in her X-rated Gardeners World photo shoot. But they are everywhere at the moment.

    It is a flowering pea plant with long runner bean pods that would have Mendip out...
  35. With the benefit of Headworx advice I may have to...

    With the benefit of Headworx advice I may have to rethink steaming strategy.

    This may call for 2 small frying pans instead of 1.

    But then spooning the oil would seem the simpler overall...
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    ^^^Lol ^I should have thought to tell Pinky that...

    ^^^Lol
    ^I should have thought to tell Pinky that little detail



    Perigee is 356000km

    Apogee is 404000km

    So the diameter appears approximately 13% bigger at perigee than apogee
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    I bumped into Taiwan GF from 2013 tonight Had...

    I bumped into Taiwan GF from 2013 tonight

    Had not seen or heard from her in maybe 6 or 7 years

    She moved away to brissy but has just moved back

    I was enjoying chatting to her and she seemed...
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    And in Ozstraya too... Here is my 180...

    And in Ozstraya too...

    Here is my 180 chink-phone pano shot from sunset to moonrise this evening...

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    That reminds me of the massage girl called Pinky who once asked me if the moon in...
  39. Thread: Anna the dog

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    Sticky: Great story, cheers

    Great story, cheers
  40. If a kid is academically capable then Maths...

    If a kid is academically capable then Maths Physics and Chemistry are no brainers. They have to be done. This keeps open all the doors that matter in all future decisions. All other subjects are...
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    Home Affairs Secretary Mike Pezzullo warns 'drums...

    Home Affairs Secretary Mike Pezzullo warns 'drums of war' are beating in a message to staff

    One of Australia's most powerful national security figures says free nations "again hear the beating...
  42. Thread: Dinner

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    ^^That looks legend Mendip

    ^^That looks legend Mendip
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    Another Round (Druk) Thought I would start...

    Another Round (Druk)

    Thought I would start work on ploughing through the oscars.

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    This won the foreign language I think I read.

    Ambiguous morals to take from this Danish fable but...
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    More autumnal rouge bubbles on this cool evening...

    More autumnal rouge bubbles on this cool evening

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    There is something curiously menacing about the design language of so many of the Luftwaffe's aeronautical creations, and their flying...
  45. Thread: Dinner

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    Dunno if that is the go Strigs. I have read...

    Dunno if that is the go Strigs.

    I have read that the security on these eye-phones is up yer arse and even the US Gov cannot get them unlocked so I may need her alive

    I have noticed that when...
  46. Thread: Dinner

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    Convergent evolution is very interesting and I...

    Convergent evolution is very interesting and I want to hear God's rejoinder to this further undermining of his great work.

    Nick Lanes discusses octopus eyes in his book Life Ascending: The 10...
  47. Thread: Dinner

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    ^That is not me in the shorts Topper My phone...

    ^That is not me in the shorts Topper

    My phone camera has started introducing strange artifacts the past week or so. I think it may be about to shit itself. Good excuse for an upgrade. Had my MiMax...
  48. Thread: Dinner

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    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=6...

    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=67724&d=1619269882

    Looking very tasty Mendip


    Honourable Japanese Lady turned up with a seafood lucky bag to commemorate Anzac day Nippon style...
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    Nev's 3rd person pronouns are They, Them, Their

    Nev's 3rd person pronouns are They, Them, Their
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    If your bird has small hands Scamp ask her to...

    If your bird has small hands Scamp ask her to stick her fist up your nasty while she tickles your plums with the tip of her tongue

    That usually does the trick for me on cold start winter mornings
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